Milhouse Van Costanza

Permanently mentally 45
Likes sad indie music
Consumer of Media
Data Nerd

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Any one else hear that ambient buzzing on the TNT broadcast? #LALvsGSW

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Maybe I should leave New York sooner than I expected...

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Realizing that I actually became that guy with a top bun who wears sunglasses inside at night

...send help

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Is he really Monty halling in #survivor ?!?!

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Itsy bitsy spider = modern day Sisyphus?!?

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

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Creating and maintaining an Access DB after someone already told me it's a waste of my time and energy is my kink

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"In no particular order my mount rushmore of tv shows is bojack horseman, breaking bad, the office, and wipeout. You can quote me on that!" -my friend noah

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@j_i_l_l_yfish @butts_uwu

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This is a mosh

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@justnickisfine You wont

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@seriouslymbanks @SamWinkhouse @kick_ninney I kinda want to buy a switch and Mario party just to prove that it's your copy of the game that's messed up

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PSA: Now is the wrong time to "go get it girl". If any of your sassy friends tells you to "get it", tell them that they are being irresponsible in the face of a public health crisis.

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@seriouslymbanks Huh?

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Media: AHHHHHHH EVERYTHING IS GOING TO HELL! THE STOCK MARKET IS CRASHING

Me, too lazy to invest a month ago:

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Whether I fall asleep at 9, or not at all, I'm still exhausted for the entire day.

When do I just break down and buy a hospital IV so I can gradually feed in the chemicals necessary to keep me artificially animated?

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Sometimes I go to Bing and search for Google just out of spite

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Why does Monopoly have a monopoly on board game references?

I think that people have no Clue and are just Settlers that arent willing to take a Risk in their Game of Life... Candyland

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@seriouslymbanks @butts_uwu @imtryingokayyyy I want to party like Chris Farley 👀👀

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This is my MyPlayer in NBA 2K20 his name is Reef Keef. He looks like Jaxson Hayes and only blocks, dunks and grabs rebounds. He is glorious.