Benoit Balls

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

Eel cum. There is an idea for a good joke.

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

My childhood was spent being warned against the man in the white van. Turned out to be a family member instead.

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

Happy Birthday to my second wife is not a good thing to say

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

Someone in Sturgis wants to know if you can get COVID-19 in your dick hole.

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

It wasn't exactly a sex playlist but I once was getting head and this came on. Nobody liked that.
https://t.co/k9TZwW36YL

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

I've not had company in a while. That lube has been sitting next to the television for weeks. I think it is expired.

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

Can I use expired lube or nah? I'm not eating it.

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

Ever masturbate in an airport bathroom? My flight was just delayed 4hours. #YOW

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

Maple Syrup Urine Disease.

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

Too hot to masturbate

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

It's the return of that Sorry I Made You Bleed dick. What's the deal with dating in your 30s?

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

All up in her guts and she called them shits "dense" like yo dick just not large. Got girth.

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

Brought someone home from the bar. She is peeing and I've made a big mistake.

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

Blowjobs from a feminist. That's a new one.

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

Sexual tension game strong. Oh your girlfriend is coming over, girl-across-the-hall? "I'll throw some clothes on and swing by..."

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

Been getting blowjobs for some 20 years. Beautiful when someone shows you a new trick or two. She knows her way around a dick, damn! #inlove

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

@Uber how to a send a car to bring a sexual encounter to my house? How does that work?

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

Met someone and she said "I hear you give amazing head" and I guess rumors about yourself could be worse than that.

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

When your ex walks up to you and says "you still got it".

[Benoit Balls @BenoitBalls]

Orgasm soup.