Benny™

I’m terminal like St Pancras

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This is why we’re losing to Europe. What a joke

[Stride @SamStride93]

My stag so. Estonia. Random karaoke bar.

Bloke comes in and smashes Nessun Dorma note-for-note and leaves 🐐😮‍💨

Once in a lifetime.

[leekern @leekern13]

Stephen Merchant

[𝐀𝚴𝚴𝐀 ✨ @THFCanna]

“good luck Thomas Frank, 18 months on the clock. Your time starts…NOW”

[Paul🥷 @l4pablo]

There is no coming back from this, he’s finished 😂🤣

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

She can't be serious...

[GM @Element_M1ller]

“Scruffy cunts”

[Mimi the music blogger @mimitheblogger]

This is a hoodie Shrek wears

[VOXI Mobile @VOXImobile]

Mum: ‘Is that enough pigs in blankets…’

me:

[Joe @totnumjoe]

Been sat by the chimney for the past hour

[doomer @uncledoomer]

one single zyn will put more pep in one of these guys step than they would normally experience in a lifetime. imagine if we also got them an internet connection so they could download pornography and do sports betting

[dead domain @DomainDead]

Damn he looks pretty good for someone who 1) sat on a wall and 2) had a big fall.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

“And then Trump won for a second time, but all the while the UK had learned that Gary Barlow’s son was massive, which then became a national priority.”