Benton Calder

Loving father of none

[Benton Calder @BentonCalder]

If they put their mic on mute and then you see them slightly tilt to the left or the right, they 1,000% just ripped a fart mid-meeting. 💨

[Benton Calder @BentonCalder]

@JonnyD691 @DavidMoss @DevinOlsenn @scotsrule08 They literally live streamed the whole thing.

[Hollywood Gump @FirstNameJ0hn]

Will Sasso and Dan Soder are Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rodney Dangerfield, and Robert Deniro reading Andy Rooney quotes. 😂😂😂😂

(🎥@ChrisVanVliet)

[Earl of FrunkPuppy @28delayslater]

Tesla Autowipers:

Let the rain collect on the windshield

Once the rain stops, dry wipe 45 times

[Benton Calder @BentonCalder]

@cybertruck @wmorrill3 make this the startup screen inside the truck plz 😍

[Benton Calder @BentonCalder]

@cybertruck

[Falete @gxldefali]

A tomar por culo, ya no me volverá a tocar los cojones

[Vitaly Bulatov @vitl2907]

Training robots just got TikTok easy.

Ultimate Bots Studio lets you make dances, gestures, full motion flows in 3 easy steps:

1) Upload a video → create a motion
2) Stitch motions → build a dance
3) Export to robot and share with community

Try it -> link in the comments

[Benton Calder @BentonCalder]

I’m like 99% sure that FSD V12.6.4 on my HW3 Y got noticeably improved with 2026.8.6. @aelluswamy did you and your team make any changes?
@wholemars

[Benton Calder @BentonCalder]

4,673 reasons why I love my @cybertruck

[Benton Calder @BentonCalder]

@jinnes88 @ronmortgageguy The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

[Benton Calder @BentonCalder]

@jinnes88 @ronmortgageguy Says the guy that was a teacher’s pet in college

[Benton Calder @BentonCalder]

I am looking for my CTO / Technical Co-Founder.

Stack:
- Embedded Linux (OpenWrt/Yocto)
- Jetson ecosystem
- Wireless hardware bring-up
- Local AI inference (llama.cpp)

If you want to take a real swing at Big Tech, my DMs are open. RTs massively appreciated! 🚀

[Benton Calder @BentonCalder]

Your house runs on rented intelligence.

Every month you pay Big Tech to surveil your network, index your files, and process your family's conversations. You are just leasing your smart home.

I spent the last 90 days building the exit strategy. Meet Vanguard. 🧵👇

[Benton Calder @BentonCalder]

The time is now. The FCC just froze the US consumer router market for foreign-made devices. We are US-assembled. The window is real.

The BOM is sourced, the POC development is underway, and our $2M Seed raise is in motion. Now I need the person who is going to build it with me.

[Benton Calder @BentonCalder]

@GrumpyTesla_ @cybertruck Did you post the how to? Can’t find it on your profile

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

remake now

[Benton Calder @BentonCalder]

I love my @cybertruck

[Benton Calder @BentonCalder]

@LamarMK I have 2024 Foundation cyberbeast with duratrac winters and cyber rims and I got the ANC update. It’s ok, not world changing but a nice new free feature