Beorn

Just your average musical ursine. Accidental hiker. Hyphen addict. Immanentizing the eschaton one tweet at a time.

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

@Buffyinnyc To my dismay, I am discovering that a growing number of people prefer the security of authoritarianism over the dangerous possibilities of freedom.

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

Spice Girls completely redubbed by a dude, is one of the most hilarious things we've ever seen!

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

Queen Entitlement has some thoughts, y'all.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Remember, during today's literal cage match on the White House grounds:

No matter what, it's not his house. It's our house.

Get a hat, coaster, or sticker to support groups and candidates who will respect the form AND the function of the people's house. https://t.co/yGDgJciDQZ

[George MF Washington @GMFWashington]

My favorite new Twitter genre is “I’m a loser who has failed at life but you should totally listen to my ideas about how to upend and fundamentally transform our entire capitalist economic system”

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

@CoryBooker "Pay to play, you say?"
- Ilhan Omar

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

@ebeth360 @CaitlinPacific Indeed.

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

I've been largely agnostic about Trump's Iran war. The proof would be in the pudding.

But if we did all this for JCPOA II: Electric Boogaloo, then it would be a colossal failure.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Pete Hegseth: The document says Iran will never have a nuclear weapon, won't seek one, won't buy one, won't have one.

Margaret Brennan: JCPOA said that too.

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

@irishspy This was an excellent (as usual) deep dive on the subject of slavery.

Hardcore History 68 – (BLITZ) Human Resources – Dan Carlin https://t.co/PiWDJg0oxz

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

"Fed the poorest" is a euphemism for "fed the Democrat machine."

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

How are we supposed to give a flying fuck that Elon is a trillionaire when the guy literally used his power to END programs that fed the poorest people on Earth?

Fuck that selfish asshole, and fuck his trillion dollars helping nobody but his damn self.

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

@_BatMN_ That, and he's three feet shorter than everyone else on that stage.

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

I thought that was Robert Reich at first.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A sight many wondered if they’d ever see:

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

IMPEACH!!1!1!!

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

The Knicks literally only lost the game Trump came to.

[Jared Dillian @dailydirtnap]

I have many more issues with Ilhan Omar being worth $30 million than Elon being worth a trillion.

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

@politicalmath Once they ran out of source material, they ran out of gas.

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

@WesternLensman I'm surprised his pants were still on.

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

The Ewing Knicks should have had at least one championship, but he was too in love with his fade-away baseline jumper.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Once a Knick, always a Knick 💙🧡

THIS ONE IS FOR THEM.

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

@TheFigen_ @WitchyDruss Same vibe:

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

I know how Elon Musk became a trillionaire, but I don't know how Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Nancy Pelosi became millionaires.

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

@spencer_th16471 @caroljsroth Going off your meds was a huge mistake, spencer18546744777.

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

Me: The govt is a necessary evil.

Them: The love of govt is the beginning of wisdom.

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

This the basic difference.

Republicans believe that that if you let the wealthy spend capital it will make Americans prosperous.

Democrats believe that the federal government investing in the healthcare & education of our people will make America prosperous & productive.

[Beorn @Beorn2000]

"We're wasting trillions of dollars now. Just imagine how many problems we could solve if you gave us even more money!"
- Shameless Scheisters

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Musk is worth more than South Africa’s GDP. @BernieSanders and I proposed a 5% tax on people like him.

In one year, it could fund:
- free public college & trade school
-$10/day childcare
- Special-needs education nationwide

Wealth inequality is the moral failure of our time.