Sam Berger

Buddy, I think you're slime.

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

Potato yoghurt.

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

Olympic swimming but they have to wear Clark’s school shoes from the 80s.

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

@claire_voices Lovely to see you and all the Dartington crew last night. Break a leg for your final show!

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

Euros prediction: when England score their first goal the commentator will say ‘Liftoff!’
#EURo2024

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

Thank god my calendar reminded me it’s Trooping the Colour today.

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

@HardcoreHistory Someone please release a metal album where song names are just Hardcore History episodes:

Mania for Subjugation
Twilight of the Aesir
Supernova in the East
Painfotainment
The Celtic Holocaust
The Destroyer of Worlds
King of Kings
Blueprint for Armageddon
Wrath of the Khans

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

@hellohistoria When you get commissioned to draw a picture of a famous Welsh person, but don’t know any famous Welsh people. To Google!

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

Acceptable % of sheet to eat in one go?

#garibaldi
#biscuits

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

“Why do you go to #PureGym?”
“Because it is there”

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

What was ED209 supposed to do when that guy dropped the gun?

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

Because I’ve always liked a thin pillow, I assume I’d be absolutely fine if I went to prison.

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

A sunny day: every middle-aged white guy’s bat signal to bust out the short-sleeve plaid shirt.

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

When delivering a set of bathroom scales unexpectedly escalates to being like the opening scene of Jurassic Park.
#Amazon

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

LOTR character most likely to suffer from PTSD: Samwise Gamgee

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

@philjohn76 Cool - let us know when, it would be good to see you and some theatre! I’ll bring by cult members to bolsters numbers.

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

Can we get an @AlmanacBehind and @sarahdavachi collabo please?

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

Hey Microsoft grammar check - I like being a verbose magniloquent, bugger off.

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

@robbietheh @FWFilmFestival @Admagnetic @GFRobot Another man date?

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

Universal Analytics.

[Sam Berger @BergerIsMyName]

@philjohn76 You and your oxymorons!