BREAKING: I have now pushed the number of scientists who have mysteriously died and who had connections to national labs to 15.
Yes, 15. Which is 4 more than the 11 being reported. I document these all thoroughly.
(There are more. I got bored after 15.)
If bartenders can go to jail for over-serving alcohol to someone who then kills another person, judges should go to jail for releasing criminals who do the same.