Manuel Bermudez

[Manuel Bermudez @BermudezManny]

@e_manilee If it weren’t for your caption, I would be wondering what a “Ruman” is!

[Manuel Bermudez @BermudezManny]

@JD_Meadows @DannyDeraney @TheDaveThomas I like the way the woman in black is presumably offstage, desperately wanting to get in on the act until she spots a tambourine and decides that’s her ticket to get some stage time. She hands it over and never leaves. I could watch a recurring sketch w/ that character.

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@vwishna I haven’t updated the app on my phone, so as far as I’m concerned, I’m still on Twitter:

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@JD_Meadows That is so hard to watch.

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@KurosCharney Congratulations, Kuros!

[Manuel Bermudez @BermudezManny]

@Betette What if you came up with “Shaving Ryan’s Privates” (and “Bareback Mounting”)? Asking for a friend.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Brett Kavanaugh Rules Against Loan Forgiveness Plan Citing Precedent That All Debts Mysteriously Vanish https://t.co/EVxAWvxvwD

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@Betette It sounds like you’re about to get your answer.

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@KjellRules I guess we were both in the same international cinema class in autumn of 2001!

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@JD_Meadows

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@T_Bizzle Some of us will still watch, expecting the HBO logo to emerge from the static any second now….

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@JD_Meadows

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Best of luck to everyone in the U.K. suddenly having to learn the King’s English.

[Manuel Bermudez @BermudezManny]

@T_Bizzle Did you keep reading the book? Because my instinct would have been to (1) double-check that the definition of the word aligns with mine and not the author’s; (2) stand there aghast; (3) dramatically slam the book before immediately returning it to the library.

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@KjellRules

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@T_Bizzle Me yelling “ZIPPER!” at other drivers merging incorrectly.

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@NPRoye I wasn’t technically an ESL student (though English was my second language), but I still stop and think whenever I write “occasion” and its variants.

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@mattharrymh @PratikBasu Pitting Mike Leigh against Pedro Almodóvar (two of my favorites) is unfair!

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@MrSalomonDavila @cristela9 Ñoño was set to inherit from his father numerous rental properties in Mexico City. Until he squanders that fortune, Ñoño is able to avoid any semblance of a real job.

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@T_Bizzle @ItsAmandaBarnes Black 5 here, too.