Bern

In west Chicago born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
😏

[Bern @Bernadebtz]

Facebook memories be like

Hey remember that time you were in love with your ex

[Bern @Bernadebtz]

@opticalartchart I do I follow you? You give good advice yo

[Bern @Bernadebtz]

Haven’t been on this account for aggggessss add my new one @Burnzanator

[elise @Ltr2Elise_]

Me trying to stop myself from sending a paragraph.

[Bern @Bernadebtz]

Last chance guys and then I’m off this account since my family doesn’t know how to leave me alone
INBOX for my new handle

[Platinum @platinumsol21]

@Bernadebtz 😉

[Bern @Bernadebtz]

Alright I gotta make a new twitter since my family stalks me too much so message me if you want my new twitter handle

[elise @Ltr2Elise_]

I need a sugar daddy to Venmo me $500.

[Bern @Bernadebtz]

@Ltr2Elise_ Me too
Side note
You’re one gorgeous bitch
I love you

[🔮✨ @TheOracleReadsU]

The body can literally reject someone’s energy. Your anxiety will start acting up anytime bad energy disturbs your spirit. Pain is the body’s voice. Listening to your body and honouring its signals is one of the truest forms of self-love.

[Tyler M. @Rodeo2010Tyler]

My mom stood too close to the microwave while pregnant with me.

[geez Louise @geez_Louise9]

Yesterday was the 1 year anniversary of the most embarrassing video ever taken of me, time flies

[dree @thisynes]

i dont want new, i want u

[Bern @Bernadebtz]

People are gonna make shit up so why not make it true 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Bern @Bernadebtz]

I sense a lot of judgement from @CarrascoEsq right now and to be honest, I deserve it.

[Bern @Bernadebtz]

@mr_jepjep His response was actually better than I expected so we’re all good

I’ll be the hottest looking vegetable around 🤣 #paralyzed

[Bern @Bernadebtz]

How do I casually say
“Please blow my back out papi”
Or do I just flat out say it
It’s 2019 & idk if he’ll get all sensitive about it and be like
“I will politely make love to you and make sure your back is comfy”
🤣🤣

[Bern @Bernadebtz]

Maybe I should go blue to match my heart

So clever Bernadette so. Clever.

[Chris LoBosco Jr. @LoBosco]

@Bernadebtz When in doubt, go the Nike slogan route. “just do it”