Bernard Morrison

[LBC @LBC]

James O'Brien's solution for this Leave voter who's asked him to stop mentioning Brexit:

'Don't get cross with me for being right, get cross with the people who've made you feel like a prat.'

@mrjamesob

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

People who say ‘well, he’s doing the best he can and who honestly could ever have got on top of something like #COVIDー19?’ should watch this.

[Bernard Morrison @BernardMorrison]

Best get me some salt...

[Bernardo A Macedo @bernie_57]

#realDonaldTrump - a Trump voter

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.

[Safe Cycling Ireland 🇮🇪 @SafeCyclingEire]

There’s letters to the editor,
..then there’s this! 👇

D. Gordon..Take a bow!

[Bernard Morrison @BernardMorrison]

Love this. Merry Christmas.

[ColchesterViews 🗣️ @Colchesterviews]

The election is over - we can all concentrate on the absolute nonsense take makes Twitter great.
I’ll start. Happy Christmas #Colchester 🎅🎄

[Bernard Morrison @BernardMorrison]

Bag for life? I got enough for a 1,000 reincarnations.

[Bernard Morrison @BernardMorrison]

@VC_Revolution @rovers_cc @morrisonw_

[Bernard Morrison @BernardMorrison]

My 10 year old had this sum for school. I was able to work out the answer, but there must be an easy method to teach a 10 year old. Suggestions, please?

[Just Sally @MustardSally1]

I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me.
Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life.

[Visit Colchester @VisitColchester]

#OnThisDay in 2016 The Fenwick Hoard went on public display at Colchester Castle. 2000 year-old gold jewellery hidden by townsfolk as the city was burnt to he ground by Boudicca & redscovered during renovations of @FenwickColch. Have you ever been to see it? @ColMuseums

[Bernard Morrison @BernardMorrison]

@TheGazette The comments are remarkably predictable. Plenty of suggestions on how to fix the problem, but not one person seeing the link between private car usage (i.e. their OWN behaviour) and congestion.

[Bernard Morrison @BernardMorrison]

@RichardaNorris @3rdcatproblems @boldy1664 @VC_Revolution @Jason66298181 @grovesymarmotte @RichardaNorris I just get pleasure from directing huge amounts of muddy surface water into the faces of my clubmates. It's a special type of satisfaction which I highly recommend to others.

[Bernard Morrison @BernardMorrison]

Watching @StrikersBBL get a hiding from @HurricanesBBL at Adelaide Oval on an oppressively warm evening. To make matters worse, someone around here has a nasty yeast infection 😠

[Bernard Morrison @BernardMorrison]

Strewth mate. E-bike inferno on my local roads. 😯

[9News Adelaide @9NewsAdel]

An electric bike has exploded into flames at Montacute, burning its elderly rider and sparking a dangerous scrub fire. @EdwardGodfrey9 #9News

[Bernard Morrison @BernardMorrison]

Very simple meme explaining occupation.

[The Occupational Therapy Hub @theOThub]

WHAT IS #OCCUPATION? 👩🏻‍🏫👨🏻‍🍳🍴🤹🏻‍♀️⛹🏾‍♀️🚴🏼‍♂️🛀🏻🛌🏿
'Our fancy word for things you want to do, need to do and are expected to do in your daily life.'

Credit: @amoccupationaltherapy (Instagram). Download or share via the OT Gallery: https://t.co/PeeApl7VqK

[Bernard Morrison @BernardMorrison]

@morrisonw_ Great photo. ♥️

[Bernard Morrison @BernardMorrison]

@3rdcatproblems Next we'll be seeking a free-trade agreement. Apparently there is one up for grabs.

[Bernard Morrison @BernardMorrison]

A beautiful Autumn day spent skating with the kids along the beach. #dayslikethese #adelaide

[Bernard Morrison @BernardMorrison]

Lunch at Cudlee Creek Cafe.