kitty pryde

Chaotic, but I ain’t no good

[Amber Flannery Field tour guide @AmericasComic]

I can't speak for all the reasons, but I think people need to keep in mind that if you run a bakery you're going to have a high turnover rate.

[hezi @hklivingg]

ngl i be sneak shazaming

[iris @mainsecretiris]

nerdy guys are so hot it’s unfortunate they’re all sluts

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

I kinda love meeting someone with absolutely zero overlap in our venn diagram of worlds. None of the same references, laboriously explaining every joke. We have spent our entire lives living under completely different rocks. Please show me what it’s like in your world

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

u know empire state of mind is jay-z's worst song cause its the one white people like the most

white people *love* a rappers worst song

i call it the hey yea theory

[Eva Roytburg @eva_roytburg]

I like to watch them sleep

[riddlefoal 💚 @bashfoal]

i was told that when i came out of anesthesia the first thing i said was "yo i lived, who want they pussy ate" so that's how i know i'm me fr

[lizi 𖦹 ❀ ⋆ ｡ @pusheenrosita]

cualquier ex: superado
ese chico con el que nunca fuiste nada: tema sensible

[hionfashion @hionfashion]

Pat McGrath gets her own Louis Vuitton Vivienne doll—the headband was such a nice touch

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i fantasize about asking you questions

[miss bae @yungskuntebony]

A crush is a neurological parasite

[Allie 🐈‍⬛ 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️👖 @alliecat0317]

This morning I got caught behind a bus full of middle schoolers, and they were like pointing and waving at me, so I did the 67 move, and they lost their fucking minds

[kitty pryde @Berneraaccount]

Addison Rae as stassi…

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

A version of primetime about Andy Cohen is how we would get Olivia Rodrigo as Kristen Doute

[lola @l0laxyz]

huge fan of my mom btw, she’s too beautiful

[kitty pryde @Berneraaccount]

Is anyone else named Avril or is it just her

[kt, esq. @____katieee]

men be like oh so now it’s rape to rape people?

[Joe Pontillo @JoePontillo]

Staples is great. You can return packages, do a TSA pre-check, buy Party City balloons. I don't even remember what the fuck they're actually supposed to sell.

[emily @north0fnorth]

i love living in queens you can find literally anything here