Bliss Apocalypse ⚕️

i love coding cuh.

[⊹ @DEAADSEAA]

Nahhhhh this an elite clip

[DRUSKI @druski]

That Oldhead who never Grewup/Matured 😂

[Agent Nala @MainlandAfrica]

The biggest danger is William Ruto being in the country to meet with Ramaphosa.

I wish people understood how life threatening Ruto is to this Republic, and Ramaphosa is a willing participant.

[The First Lady @SharzzySean]

This is the part that never made sense. If someone abuses you even in the work environment, you don’t make it about the CEO unless he’s the one that actually abused you.

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

It's a 30 minute chopper ride to Sagana State Lodge,

It's equally 45 minutes to Nakuru State Lodge.

Meanwhile, patients are sharing beds in Nanyuki Teaching and Referral Hospital wards, exactly 3km from the American Ebola center.

[Mumbi @NotYourNyukwaKE]

For such a loud mouth, gachagua has toned down the bile, he has been very different since coming back from the UK. I'm sure the CIA have some dark files on him, or he is also getting a cut from ebola billions. He is a fraud.

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Omtata akae rada

We don't want the reputation of Omwami soiled

Huyo tu ndio mtetezi wa raiyaa pale kotini

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

This whole presidency just feels like an unskippable ad.

[James @MrJamesKe]

What the heck? Those are Americans, and even the Americans themselves have made it clear that they wouldn't allow Ebola into their country. If America can refuse entry to its own infected citizens to protect public health, why would it be considered inhumane for others to prioritize the safety of their own people? Just pocket the money without making us look stupid!

[Cyd Wambui @CydWambui]

Nganya culture lazima iregulatiwe.

They operate with pure impunity.

Nikiishi ronga kuna time nilikaa kwa dere in a nganya.

Dere alikua amelewa mpala alikua analala tukiwa njiani.

I kept tapping him aamke.

Same dere died in a road accident months later.

[J. @Jahmu__]

Fuel is expensive. Speed cameras everywhere. How do we even survive this shithole

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New look at ‘RAY GUNN’, directed by Brad Bird (‘The Incredibles’)

The film follows a private inspector drawn into a case involving aliens & murder all in the alternate futuristic city Metropia.

(Source: @empiremagazine)

[Nakuru Icon @Real_Icon_]

We will make Maraga the 6th president of the Republic of Kenya whether they like it or not

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

One of your favourite commercial activist is on NISSAN payroll to distract y’all.
Mine is just to remind you that State House is a protected area!

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

DRC Congo and Uganda have a combined cases of 349 Ebola cases but Kenya we are anticipating for 100 cases.

These fools should know we are not going to accept that scam as they cash out some billions.

Haiwezi!!!

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

In brightest day, in blackest night.
#Lanterns premieres August 16 on @hbomax.

[♡ @chdhry_hammad]

F*u*ck the system ! Take the IELTS, choose your destination country, and move abroad.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

End all this nonsense of Manganya and sanitize the public transport system!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

realizing there are kids using my birth year to lie about their age

[christina ☁️ @stonemilfer]

My apple tree that I planted like 6 years ago is starting to bear fruit!