Jacob Berns

[comedy central @onlycomedypack]

"Hey" , "Hey" , "How r u" , " Good u" , "Good", "What r u doing", "nothing u" , "nothing", Retweet if you hate these convos

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We aren't dating, but when I see someone else flirting with you, I just wanna punch them in the face.

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It sucks when I pass by an incredibly good looking person, but then I realize it was just a mirror.

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That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

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That was funny, but I don't like you, so I'm not going to laugh.

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Listening to your iPod in public, then walking around like your life has a soundtrack.

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I have 4 personalities: 1. When I'm alone.2. When I'm around friends.3. When I'm around my parents.4. When I'm around someone I like

[comedy central @onlycomedypack]

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.

[Jacob Berns @BernsUs]

Someone got bored http://t.co/ilvvUYTWK6

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#Awesome-view

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Cold weather - http://t.co/fLiOSjFpFB

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The talking boat - http://t.co/5Vj764SPq5

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Wow http://t.co/H7OmIukUtY

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Did everyone have a Good Friday the 13th

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ninja - http://t.co/gzP8FEEHAu

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Genius idea - http://t.co/294xV3PiUH

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How to make a $5 T-shirt - http://t.co/eth2CQqLqL

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Trolling level= pro - http://t.co/coSD9QhDBY