GrinchBeary

🇺🇸🇮🇱 One very grouchy and conservative sick twisted freak. My hero is Myra Minerva Retchless. Thank you Gramma. Saving up, I’m going to Mars.

[GrinchBeary @BerryGrinch]

@GigaBeers Who gives a crap

[J @t0mahawkj0ne]

@David_Khait @FBI @TheJusticeDept You have police telling Americans their town is no longer part of America? You want to go fix this?

[David Khait @David_Khait]

😅

[Lattina Brown, MPA 🇯🇲🇺🇸 @LattinaBrown]

A 170 year old church in Brooklyn is burned down and not one local elected official said a word about it. This is not the first Christian church fire in nyc. Mayor Mamdani is silent on the matter and that’s a problem. I suspect it’s arson and I hope the federal government investigates this. All Christians should take this as a warning. This is not a random incident.

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

John Thune just broke down CRYING on the Senate floor over Lindsey Graham.

It was emotional, but I'm sure he was faking.

He fakes EVERYTHING.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

At this point, I’ve heard stranger theories.

Nothing surprises me anymore…

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

O.J. Simpson was in a different courtroom this week, attempting to regain custody of his two children.

In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, O.J. pointed out, quote, "Hey they're still alive, aren't they?"

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Court martial proceedings are set to begin Tuesday against Air Force Lieutenant Kelly Flinn, the nation's first female B-52 pilot.

Flinn is accused of conducting an adulterous affair with a married man, as well as having a brief fling with a second airman, and then lying about it.

An Air Force prosecutor called her, quote, "A sexual predator."

While her commanding officer called her a, quote, "Lying sex addict."

Meanwhile, President Clinton called her.

[AmericanFirst @ABC6060842]

@MbarkCherguia

[GrinchBeary @BerryGrinch]

@Afu84Esther @MbarkCherguia Exactly

[Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺 @MbarkCherguia]

Three young kids (some still in pajamas) caught allegedly robbing a Dallas Walgreens, demanding to be let out and threatening to break the glass doors. 🚨

Should the parents be held legally accountable for this? 👇

[GrinchBeary @BerryGrinch]

@MbarkCherguia Yes, and the kids.

[Tara Servatius @TaraServatius]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[GrinchBeary @BerryGrinch]

@WHLeavitt Hell yes!

[GrinchBeary @BerryGrinch]

@Milajoy Me!

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Rep. Thomas Massie was upbeat Monday with @hicharliecotton, who asked him if he would consider running for Senator Mitch McConnell's seat if he resigns.

Massie was pretty clear -- not interested, taking a shot at geriatric senators who belong in nursing homes.

[GrinchBeary @BerryGrinch]

@Real_Turley Absolutely not.

[GrinchBeary @BerryGrinch]

@LangmanVince That’s a NO!

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

How I lost my driving licence,
Well the conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:

Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on the road at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer:"So, you're drunk."

Me:"But I didn't drink anything."

Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on the road at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?

Me:"A motorcycle."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"

Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.

Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark in a City at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"

Officer:"A prostitute of course."

Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"

Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...

[GrinchBeary @BerryGrinch]

@GuntherEagleman I promise you Mitch, you won’t hear it from me.
Tell Lindsay, he won’t hear it from me either.