crystal Berryman

Product tester and stay at home mom! I do my best to give an honest opinion!

[crystal Berryman @BerrymanCrystal]

@OfficerMorton Texas City, TX!

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

PRINCE CHARMING: I must find this woman.
ME: OK, what’s she look like?
PRINCE: I dunno. She has super tiny feet.
ME: That, doesn’t really help. You can’t recognize fee—
PRINCE: Oh, believe me, I can.
ME:
PRINCE:
ME: I don’t…I don’t think I want to be a part of this.

[crystal Berryman @BerrymanCrystal]

@Sean_C_Larkin you're causing a rift in my marriage. Can you believe my husband had the audacity to ask me not to watch PD cam until he got home??? That's like a 3 hour wait! My marriage may not survive this.....

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

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[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

When you see a pair of shoes that you love but you can't afford them

[Sean Larkin @Sean_C_Larkin]

Huge thank you to an amazing LivePD fan for sending these “Sticks is my homie” shirts. @danabrams @TomMorrisJr1

[crystal Berryman @BerrymanCrystal]

@wingstop I'd give the driver half my fries a few wings, plus a tip. I'm nice like that 😂😂

[crystal Berryman @BerrymanCrystal]

@wingstop I really wish you delivered. Pizzahut wings cant hold a candle to ya'll

[crystal Berryman @BerrymanCrystal]

@DrPepperSnapple folks, bring Cactus Coolers to Galveston! It's made in Texas, why don't you sell it here?? Spent $120 to ship 4 cases from San Diego to Texas!

[crystal Berryman @BerrymanCrystal]

@5150nikki

[crystal Berryman @BerrymanCrystal]

@5150nikki

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

RT if this is actually a popular opinion tho https://t.co/7EmILmoKAv

[crystal Berryman @BerrymanCrystal]

@ShanaTristan1 @blakeshelton Bless your heart Shana

[crystal Berryman @BerrymanCrystal]

@5150nikki I'm cooking dinner right now. Buffalo chicken sammiches on sourdough bread

[crystal Berryman @BerrymanCrystal]

@5150nikki you need to teach me the ways of Twitter. I'm a bit late to the bandwagon lol

[crystal Berryman @BerrymanCrystal]

@MenInBlackPC I'm a little late here haha. Those all took me about a day to make :)

[crystal Berryman @BerrymanCrystal]

@5150nikki