Albert Einstein

It's all relative.

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

I’m thinking about changing my hair. Should I get a perm? #jk #immatrademarkthislook #classic

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

Are the pencils moving or not? It’s all relative. #charliecharliechallenge #spoiler #itsjustmagnetism

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

s/o to those with bad handwriting. #finally #doctorstakenotes At least my #scribbles don't put people’s lives #atrisk http://t.co/AjfOkqozBI

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

#tbt to my days as Rotterdam Rotter. #grewupsofast #whosthathandsomefellow? #jkitsme

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

Just got asked to be the second President of Israel. #keepthefaith #respectfullydeclined

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” #yallneedschool #doyouevenreadbro

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

72nd birthday (I’m the one in the middle, if you can’t tell) #mylooksonfleek #hatersgonhate

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

From patent officer to physicist. #0to100 #startedfromthebottomnowwehere

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

“The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” #workscited #APA #MLA #thankJCforEasyBib

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

I really hate socks. They are holey, unnecessary, and never follow the buddy system. #srsly #evenmykidsbehavebetter

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.” #taxday #ittakesmorethananeinstein

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

E = mc^2 but @ElsaEinstein = c #lightofmylife #dontbemad #isaidimsorry

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

No matter how cool you are, you’ll never be Bose-Einstein Condensate cool. #bringajacket #lightsweatersdontsuffice #wantsomeiceforthatburn

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

#dogs5ever #donttrythisathomekids

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

“I want to know God’s thoughts.”
UPDATE: “I am convinced that he does not play dice.”
#staycurious #itsmytwocents

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

Whether the chicken crossed the road or not depends on your reference point. #classicjokewednesday #yafeelme? #whyarentyoulaughing

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

When you #c it #justphysicistthings

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

Some physicists are still using absolute time instead of the speed of light. #oldschool #getwiththeprogram

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

Just became a Swiss citizen. Imma get my #Swisscheese on.

[Albert Einstein @Bert1Stone1879]

The scattering of light which emanates from the sun is the reason why the sky is blue. #childhoodmysteryexplained #relatable