Bert Chalet

Dress Code: Casual.

[Bert Chalet @Bert224_]

I would die for Twitter, but I would also kill myself if I ended up being late to the game on Threads.

[Bert Chalet @Bert224_]

My personality is about 75% Twitter so this platform dying is not ideal.

[Bert Chalet @Bert224_]

I have no data to back this up, but there is a very suspect correlation between being affiliated with a Christian youth group and owning an AirBnb.

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@Minnesota are we shoveling this snow or just letting it melt by the weekend? It has to be a team decision...

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I’ve never wanted to be more than 6ft away from anyone more than the two 20 year old guys at the coffee shop this morning discussing their podcast, advertised as a “provocative discussion that includes both the dank food they’re cooking, and the gospel.”

[Bert Chalet @Bert224_]

We can all agree that AOC doing twitch streams is very hip and cool, but we can also agree that she doesn’t have a clue on how to use Twitch streams.

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Is it just me or is the NFL going wild with this portrait mode camera effect?

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Do the citizens that elected these representatives know that they bring actual physical pieces of paper to their work meetings?

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Honestly this is probably the first time I’ve watched a Senate session live, and it’s really dumb and inefficient. Get these guys a Slack channel to post these repeated 5 minute speeches on ahead of time and get on with the vote...

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

The best way any business can add value for its shareholders is to tape an iPad to one of its products. For example, instead of selling a loaf of bread for a $1 Walmart could sell a bundle of bread and an iPad for $1,001. Simple things can make a big difference to earnings.

[Bert Chalet @Bert224_]

My family on Christmas Eve: watches a live stream of Christmas mass.

Me on Christmas Eve: offers to go to the grocery store then drives to the next state over to legally bet on NBA games.

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@cooper61944825 @Twitter I’d like to report a bot.

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Yes, restaurant shutdowns are bad for workers, but they’re really bad for someone whose only benefit to the friend group is always offering up his pickle spear to others...

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@midwestfurtrade Definitely not... just a guy that recognizes how to use the value of a pickle to my advantage.

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The #Bears are so bad that my friends don’t even bother talking trash to me anymore. I feel a sense of pity on me and it’s the best I’ve felt in 2020.

[Bert Chalet @Bert224_]

@mrjqmes When I was a kid I watched an episode of 20/20 where a guy had the hiccups permanently. It doesn’t help your situation at all but now you can think about that too...

[Bert Chalet @Bert224_]

Today turned into an ice cream day.

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Surprising that it took a place like Nevada this long to become such a goldmine for memes.

[Bert Chalet @Bert224_]

I’m pretty sure that there is only one guy at CNN that knows how to work the smart board and he just shows up every 4 years.

[Bert Chalet @Bert224_]

Twitter can tell me who is winning a poll immediately after I vote, why can’t our government do that?