Bertram🍭

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

In basic econ, we call it the balance of trade. Stay in surplus, avoid the deficit. Keep being the gem. 💎😆

[Dennis @heis_peredennis]

+234 girls too funny bro! you wan snatch me from woman way dey buy me things so i go dey buy you things 😂

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

@Lifeiseazii Na this video cast David and Wizzy’s relationship. Allegedly 🤗

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

This is how life should be.

[God’s Favorite @TheAblebaee]

A lot of culture shock in the corporate world in Canada:

1. My manager coming to meet me in the office instead of commanding me to run to her 🥲🥲 . And she was still offering if she should bring the documents to me. Please No ma

2. Compulsory break times😩😩kaii Nigeria!!!!

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

@benmurraybruce What should we do with this tweet? Smh

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

@FinPlanKaluAja1 If he’s staying longer (say 30 yrs) he might want to rethink his decision (to build/buy) cus with that he’s improving his equity.

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

@phynofino Out now?

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

An eyesore!

[Tokunbo Wahab @tokunbo_wahab]

Dear Lagosians,

We sincerely sympathize with all residents who were affected by the flash floods witnessed in parts of the State yesterday. We understand the discomfort and disruption it caused and we deeply empathize with those who were affected.

As a coastal city, Lagos is naturally vulnerable to flooding, especially during periods of heavy rainfall combined with tidal lock. Despite this, the State Government has continued to invest in drainage infrastructure, regular desilting, and enforcement of environmental laws to minimize flooding incidents and protect lives and property.

We must also provide clarity on some of the affected areas. At Kusenla, the challenge is technical: the downstream is about 1.2 meters higher than the invert of the existing drainage, as confirmed by the survey conducted for the ongoing project awarded by the State government at the end of Kusenla road which includes a pumping station. Around House on the Rock church, the flooding was linked to infractions we highlighted earlier; illegal construction on flood plains and dumping of refuse in drains. These kinds of activities worsen flooding and must stop.

We appeal for understanding and continued cooperation from the public. Keeping our environment clean, refraining from dumping refuse into drains, and avoiding construction on floodplains are vital to achieving a flood-free Lagos. In several of the videos shared yesterday, clear infractions were observed, and @followlasg will ensure that such illegal structures and obstructions are promptly removed. Including those illegal reclamations carried out without the requisite Environmental Impact Assessment Report and the Drainage Clearance.

We also wish to assure residents that the flooding was a flash flood in some parts of the State and has since receded this morning. The Ministry remains committed to strengthening our flood management systems, but this effort requires the support and responsible actions of all Lagosians.

Together, we can build a safer, cleaner, and more resilient Lagos.

#CleanerLagos

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

@SimFubaraKSC Smh

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

@planetfaz Look at Dorgu?? When he should open himself to receive a ball he’s just aimlessly wondering 💭. Amorim had to tell him where to be.

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

@Dr_Ikay @MartienBall If he truly knows ball, he should know that he has too many misfits in key positions for this formation to work. With a nonexistent defensive-minded midfield and a DALOT 😹 - a bigger disaster awaits!

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

Answering your question: our leaders are to be held accountable. It’s been decades of endless looting and wasteful spending, in summary misplaced priorities. But to kid you not, we would RISE! ✌🏻

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

@Poesie007 @PicturesFoIder 😔

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

@forallcurious Who named it if it’s new? 🤔

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

Norms 😛

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

Difference between girls and boys

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

Surround yourself with elite minds. Be disciplined with your finances. Make it a lifetime goal to be the best at your craft. 🚀

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

Men, tell us your unhinged money-making hacks.
What did you do to 10x your income? Don't gatekeep 🙏🏿

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

@elonmusk i find this ideology skewed. But no wam

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

@D_DeGea @ManUtd @B_Fernandes8 🥲😂

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

@tsarnick True!

[Manchester City @ManCity]

90. Amad scores.

🩵 1-2 🔴 #ManCity

[Bertram🍭 @Bert_badass]

Anthony 😅

[𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔲𝔩𝔬! @UtdChulo]

Football knowledge test.

Guess the player.
Level: Hard.