Bertie Boycat

Bertie is a boycat. He likes sitting on windowsills, purring at his human in the middle of the night, and sitting on her lap. He has a sister, Lila the girlcat.

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Looking for cats to follow, or people who share pictures/stories about their cats. Recommendations, please!

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@DailyTalie_ @Miss_Peg @HRWright They didn’t defend him? Ur calling him a groomer with no evidence. Ur not a judge. Ur not the police. Nobody’s reported a crime. U don’t get to speak for someone who may or may not b a victim

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@hn_athome @Lee_Spergs @AmienEssif @NickRiccardi 🙄🙄🙄 this isn’t Reddit. If you want to ramble about Redditers, go to Reddit. You are not the winner of all arguments just because you want to be.

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@hn_athome @Lee_Spergs @AmienEssif @NickRiccardi One graph does not tell the whole story. Don’t be so ridiculous.

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@hn_athome @Miss_Peg @Ant10658337 @AmienEssif @NickRiccardi We literally have all of those things. We just choose not to use some of them because unlike you we have alternatives.

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@hn_athome @Miss_Peg @Ant10658337 @AmienEssif @NickRiccardi 🙄 you are obsessed with dryers. Some people don’t use them. Get over it.

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@hn_athome @AmienEssif @NickRiccardi You really seem to have a bee in your bonnet about technology being some sort of saviour. You’re really judgemental. I’d take “time consuming” over guns any day.

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@hn_athome @xDustyLoL @Miss_Peg @AmienEssif @NickRiccardi I mean America still had a paid health system that means people are dying of treatable illnesses. Yet y’all acting like you’re superior just because you use a dryer

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@hn_athome @xDustyLoL @Miss_Peg @AmienEssif @NickRiccardi Median doesn’t tell the full story. I wanna see your highest and lowest earners. I wanna know the range. You can’t act like America is rich when your poorest earn so little AND get slapped with high medical costs

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@hn_athome @Miss_Peg @Ant10658337 @AmienEssif @NickRiccardi Dryers have literally caught fire and caused houses to burn down.

People can dry washing inside their house on handy little inventions that also exist to do this.

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@Miss_Peg https://t.co/rLg2ruTJJX

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Happy #FirstDayOfWinter friends! ❄️ Stay warm out there! 💜XOX

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Staying with friends while the humans find a new house to live in

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To do list:
1. Sleep. Check.
2. Squish the human's bladder. Check.

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Drinking catmilk and sleeping in a tangled ball!

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We've had a few growls aimed at the tail this week, now Bertie's curled up cuddling it as he sleep #friendsagain

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Forget about Friday, it's Ballday

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Squished up and snoring 😸

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Like butter wouldn't melt...now for the human to clean up the breakfast he threw back up...

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The only way to get Bertie to sleep on a cat bed is by putting a barrier of human's clothes between him and the bed.

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Under the bed #kittyloafmonday with bonus stray bit of tail loaf hanging off the side