Ian Illingworth

Love all things technical, old electronics, Art Deco. I tinker with sh*t and do security stuff to pay the bills.

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

Big Dave is a literal kind of guy. If you ask for a sink facing the street. You will get a sink facing the street. Design criteria met. Change order will be required if you want it changing. @brianwhelton

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

@WicksteedPark Hi is Carlos cafe open please

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

Whatever your situation. Big Dave had a solution for you. @brianwhelton

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

@UK_Daniel_Card Also. Be sure to mount your switches vertically and prioritise critical devices in the lower ports. Faster. You can always put a hub in downstream to capitalise on those faster ports if needed.

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

@infosec_fox God . I forgot Win 8 was even a thing .. all hail XP.

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

Need a refresh in your comms room ? Our paint spray system brings a bright, seamless look into your DC. Call Big Dave now. We know you have him on speed dial. @brianwhelton

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

@infosec_fox They've already been listed but I do know them all. I am this years old :

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

@UK_Daniel_Card Read it and my head truly hurts ... I presume the report was in crayon ?

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

Increase airflow in your data centres. Here’s a recent install by Big Dave. Call us now our team are waiting. @brianwhelton

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

@Bazzapat Not just you .. utter bullshit.

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

@dcuthbert Side note this is WIP ....don't flame the layout ... ;-)

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

@dcuthbert Without projects are we even alive ? Oooh a bat detector. Need me one of those .... Next ...these days there must be tool to do the stripboard layout ...hours later ...this is fun ... And down the rabbit hole we go ...again ..

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

@brianwhelton Which Cat Cat is this ?

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

@UK_Daniel_Card Saw this yest ...had a good chuckle got on with my life. The more I read it the more my head spins ....

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

@EvansTheCrime Was this @Sandford_Police keeping us safe from ..ummmm .. a painting ?

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

@EngineerLondon Filmed from a Canberra no doubt ...

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

@brianwhelton They only want your DNA, all your personal creds and your first born. Seems fair. I’ve seen the charges in Cornwall !

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

@BevJRogers Also that’s not disturbing at all.

[Ian Illingworth @BertieLandy]

@BevJRogers There used to be a house with a couple of these in an upstairs window near Oystermouth school aimed at errant parking parents as if real security cameras. Maybe still is …