Sleazy Gordita Crunch

Dad to a tiny dog.

Mizzou, Celtic FC, Detroit Sports, Cardinals Baseball.
Betty Draper defender

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

You run into an asshole in the morning? You just ran into an asshole. You run into asshole all day? Maybe you're the asshole

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

@cardinalsgifs Right center counts for "deep" 😅lol. I'll still take it

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

@kyler416 He never fucks around. Dude was born to hit baseballs

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

@cardinalsgifs does this count?

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

@cardinalsgifs @C70 Burly, deep center, 1st inning

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

@cardinalsgifs @C70 Burly, deep center, 1st inning

[JeffMossDSR @JeffMossDSR]

If I was Yzerman I’d give Larkin a list of three things he could lick:

1) My ass
2) My balls
3) My taint

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

Baseball is so fucking back in St Louis. Immaculate vibes

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

This is how you attack a Friday

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

@MPollack33 It's so annoying how we don't have competition for our defense contractors any more. No competition = less boundary pushing for tech. It's leaving us in a shitty position internationally.

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

@kyler416 #DraftMorePlayersFromECU

[- @hctelfih]

Hearts fans crying, rangers fans crying, English people who dislike Celtic crying, Glasgow will always be green and white, make the statue for O’Neill, what an outrageous season

[Brandon Kiley @BKSportsTalk]

We got a “f ck ku” chant in the last inning. They knew what to do.

Brightside time.

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

@kremlincardinal it's a glorious day isn't it?

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

Play the song

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

PISTONS WINNNN!!!!

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

@langstonwertzjr Is he related to Chauncey? The QB from Providence back in like 2011?

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

Stanek is not very good. I'm sad

[NYJ Matt @NYJ_Matt]

Mike Vrabel hiding from pre-draft interviews to avoid Russini questions should be a major fucking story but 99% of national reporters are dead silent

A coach who preaches accountability showing absolutely none of it

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

When you got a wife at home but see niggas flirting with your work wife

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

Bring back #pitcherswhorake
Miss that stuff

[Cardinals Talk @theredbird_way]

good morning, everyone. The Cardinals play the Mets at Busch today👏

Cardinals pitcher @jeff_suppan helps his own cause with a solo home run in the 2nd to extend the Cardinals' lead to 3-0 in Game 3 of the 2006 NLCS.

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

@StewStilez Who would have thought he would end up being the grizzled vet leader for the team? I love that for my boy

[Sleazy Gordita Crunch @BertleTurtle11]

Burly didn't have a shot

[Adam Gilbert @AdamGilbert__]

we made “almost a school shooter” into a government job