Bertrand D. Mann

Occupation: Word weaver, Renaissance man, dilettante, sheepherder. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

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@riverportgin If you’d said “The tickets will NOT be refunded,” then definitely would have been believable… still, hilarious! Happy April Fool’s ⚡️

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@TheBlueTrane Well said. ‘Trane had many musical incarnations, and this one (and later works) is not for everyone. Ascension has a special place in my heart, but not while driving in traffic—tried it once, not recommended!

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@mattforclimate @TheBlueTrane Give your soul some of this...

https://t.co/4YTJspd2iH

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I have a poem up today at Okay Donkey!

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Where my mind goes when a waiter asks: “How are the first bites?”
#restaurants #vegan #glutenfree #tacobell #Literature #JAWS

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#badasslibrary

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At the library right now where a man close to me is clipping his nails, fitting allegory for today it would seem.

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The local toughs and taggers of my neighborhood keeping' it real
#Vancouver @realjoancusack

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Yup, that's how badass we are out west...
#Vancouver thanks in large part to awesome bookstores like you @pfbvan

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Are there more Friendlies or Nasties out here in the twitterverse....?
#goodboysandgirls #puppydogstails

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It seems unfair to have this much sunshine, can we at least give a bit to the folks out east....?

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Can I have the yellow one?

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Just because it's Friday night, although come to think of it Stevie Nicks is perfect for every night of the week.

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#JFPitch Then he is saved by a touring ballet troupe, only to be enlisted a a drug pushing mule for the company. High jinx ensue. #popomo

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#JFPitch Mr Orr loses a bet and is sentenced to purgatory: Ireland. While there he begins drowning in hedonist absurd magical realist dream

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Does #coulrophobia apply to the brick and mortar? That's one scary ass clown yo!
#evilclown #creepyaustralianbuilding

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Yes, umm, They are in charge!
#abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
https://t.co/bZOOjMSadr

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Indeed, why bother reading books when they can be so useful as decorative art!
#readingissilly #judgeabookbyitscover
http://t.co/2hTdCKWIWI

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Because trees need to stay warm, too, you know!
#TreeSweater #TrunkCozy