Bree Lucio

Small business owner. Animal lover. Golf enthusiast. Tin Shaker. 2X James Beard Finalist 2023 + 2024.

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

Damn, I must be hotter than a spoon at demi lovatos house 💀

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

Imagine dragging other businesses in your industry when you don’t even own an establishment is craaaaazy. Hahaha you fucking bum. 🤡

[Rihanna @rihanna]

God ain’t forget bout me!

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Someone in L.A. projected this onto a building last night.

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

Cati said daiquiri for the first time today. Three syllable word and she got it on her first try. Proud mama. 🥳

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

@NFL_DovKleiman Fighting in the literal cheap seats smh 🥴😆

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

Idk if y’all know, but I’m famous 😆#totc #texastakeover #texastoast

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

Finally bought a new driver. Happy birthday to me! TaylorMade QI10 see you in a few days. 🥳

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

Sick mom and sick baby means no sleep. After being up for 24 hours straight, I’m finally gonna take a nap. Moms who have children under school age shouldn’t be allowed to get sick. This is bullshit.

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

In my pocket & saved for a rainy day.

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

Saw a girl wearing socks with PLATFORMS today. This tReNd has gone too far. It in fact does not add *whimsy* to your fit. But it does make you look like a geriatric wyte person. Stay tuned for more fashion faux pas to avoid this summer.

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Trying to forcefully remove US CITIZENS from California just because they’re HISPANIC, when the entire state was literally built by Mexico & everything is named in SPANISH is a weird hill to die on.

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

Idk who needs to hear this, but wide/chunky/oversized belts, aren’t back in style. In fact they never were “in style” even if the early 2000s likes to pretend they were. Please stop wearing them, you look stupid. 😭

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

🚨PSA
Menus aren’t napkins or coasters. Folks be begging for real menus but be acting boorish. Y’all gonna make QR codes a thing again. 🤡

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

Damn people really into this cereal milk in your cocktail thing now, glad I did it two years ago and not now when it’s trending 😮‍💨

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

Twitter been acting tf up for weeeeeks now. The glitches are annoying as hell.

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

All of a sudden, everyone’s a golfer 🥴

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

@PopBase Why is she always peak cringe 😒

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@PopCrave Can we send her back

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

It’s 2025 and people still be naming their kids Jose 😭

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

@Life_De_Galaxy Mine was sad. So let’s make yours come true. 😘

[Bree Lucio @Beryl_Streep]

My dreams be doing too much.