Chris Galicia

Drink maker trying to take over the world one good deed at a time.

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

“I tell you what I’ll make you a deal. You stop telling lies about me, and I’ll stop telling the truth about you.”

[sulty @staysulty]

All American rejects not rejecting any sort of drugs offered to them

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

@janieguns Hell yea for the 30+ year olds. lol

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

Was really excited to try the new Wrangler burger from @Whataburger today. Got home and it had hardly any sauce and they forgot the crispy onions.
Twas sad.

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

@UPS so in summation, your company knows where my tv is, but I can’t speak to anyone local because your system is trash. So now some dude has my tv and I’m completely fucked. Police report it is I guess.

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

@UPS I finally figured how to speak to an actual person and that system was trash also. Telling me they tried to contact me, which they didn’t, and that I need to file a new claim. Surprise surprise when I try to file a new claim online there is no option for that. Fucking 🗑️

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

@UPS now I can’t file a claim because you “couldn’t” contact me so the claim was closed. Even though I have zero emails from ups. So some dude is just sitting in his living room with our tv.

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

Check this out @UPS yall delivered my Tv to the wrong house. You know exactly where it is, but I can’t get through to speak to a real person because your customer service robot is trash. I filed a claim and it was closed because they could not contact receiver. They never tried!

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

@janieguns It all started with one margarita.

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

@Beryl_Streep I dreamt we were banging. So yea. 😂😂😂
K bye !
🏃🏾‍♂️💨💨💨

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

@janieguns Bro, in 2002/2003 or so my brother would wake me up to toxicity almost every fucking morning. We shared a room. He did it to be a dick. lol

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

Yo, @HEB , this is wild. lol

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

@Walmart how the hell do you substitute this, when I ordered banana chips?
I’m more curious than mad…I just wanna know.

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

@s8n page has been lacking lately.

[Satan @s8n]

i'm starting to think the real hell is trying to keep up with everyone's expectations around here

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

This really does feel like an SNL skit. Da fuck did I just watch. lol

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

This video feels like a parody of Hollywood celebrities and it’s somehow real

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

@ToastTab yo, is yalls support team always trash?

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

I’m not even with @Verizon anymore and still having issues. Captcha verification failed” there wasn’t one! Try to chat, and this is what the chat screen looks like.

Yall are dogshit.

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

Fucking done with @Verizon and their trash customer service and terrible network coverage. After 11 years.
They’ve gone to shit.

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

@VerizonSupport I’m good.
Thanks for 🐂 💩

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

@Verizon how could your customer service and your coverage have gotten so fucking bad in the last couple years? You used to be the best, and now you’re garbage. Switching asap. Yall are terrible.

[Chris Galicia @Life_De_Galaxy]

@VerizonSupport @Verizon tell me why I’ve spent the last 20 fucking minutes trying to get connected to an actual person and I still have not been able?