River M. Song (Parody)

And with all of you, I found forever in the stardust.

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

https://t.co/SsIP0knV7c

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

I spot my wife.

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

*just lays down on top of her*

[Missy @Queen_OfEvil_]

*Wakes up from her long needed nap*

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

Am I not spicy enough for you?

[Missy @Queen_OfEvil_]

I like to spice things up especially you

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

@BrigadierGordon *she narrows her eyes* You didn't punch another God did you?

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

The Doctor did something crazy, probably.

[Brigadier Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart (parody) @BrigadierGordon]

He was caught in a time slip for a while, it seems. But he's here. Can someone catch him up to speed?

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

I'm not sure that's possible, seeing as I'm your wife

[Missy @Queen_OfEvil_]

But I like to play hard to get 🤭

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

You know that you have an open-door policy, Missy.

[Missy @Queen_OfEvil_]

An invitation how flattering

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

You could come see me.

[Missy @Queen_OfEvil_]

How else would I entertain myself

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

I see my wife is playing with her food.

Again.

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

//I admin this...

Come joinnnnn

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

@TlMEYWHlMEY //right! 12 in the show said that gender/sexuality was "little human problems" im paraphrasing because I can't remember the exact words. 5 in comics said that they are in "human terms" genderfluid. And Missy... Missy made it very clear in her audios with river that it "just was"

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

//TW: transphobia

For anyone who missed it. @/femDoctor13 was openly transphobic. Screenshot provided.

Block and report as needed to protect your space.

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

//lmaoooo.

Cyber bullying? Really??

You are the one being transphobic.

Also just because you deleted the tweet, doesn't mean we don't still have it.

This isn't something that you are going to be able to delete and think it's gonna disappear. Not in this fandom.

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

//And if this is you being from a medical show, not even House (spot me doing that JMo reference) would do this.

Do better. Lmaoooo.

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

//Did we even watch the same show? Because I know you ain't coming in on a doctor who account and saying this transphobic nonsense.

It's CANON that all Galifreyans do NOT care about gender. There is comic, TV show and book proof of this.

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

Yes, you do. 😏

[Missy @Queen_OfEvil_]

I often growl

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

@MqdManInABox Where's the one you haven't drank out of?

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

Sweetie, I love you but the only way I'm getting up is if you have coffee

[bowties @MqdManInABox]

wakey-wakey, risey-shiney ‼️‼️

( he hollows, banging pots and pans together. )

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

@MqdManInABox *she arches a brow as she realizes it's half gone.* Is there a full one hidden in your pockets?

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

@MqdManInABox Gimme!