Catfish

I will do any amount of work today to do no work tomorrow.

[Catfish @Bessyspimp]

@TheDataTomb @bloomjpg Oh word fall off a building homie

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Happy National Best Friends Day

[Catfish @Bessyspimp]

@slime_machine This is some of the most fascinating human behavior to me man idk

[Catfish @Bessyspimp]

@CosmonautMarcus Sorry

[Catfish @Bessyspimp]

@ScottJenningsKY What a soy pussy you are

[Catfish @Bessyspimp]

@RuggedRyan_ You'd be a dumb ass kid ig

[Catfish @Bessyspimp]

@Samwitchx Low key convinced EVERYONE there is pretending to know

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

The difference is by design.

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Americans watching their tax dollars being used to bomb Iran while they set up a GoFundMe account for insulin.

[Catfish @Bessyspimp]

@TheWillNeff @ostonox When the world needs @LilyPichu the most she's nowhere man...

[Catfish @Bessyspimp]

@SenFettermanPA Guy who drools when he tweets

[Catfish @Bessyspimp]

@mattvanswol

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

That’s weird, I was told by the biggest pussies I’ve ever met that he was gonna implement sharia law

[Catfish @Bessyspimp]

@AtomicTrucker @mikerecine Your president is a rapist

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@ratxgurl @slime_machine

[Catfish @Bessyspimp]

@JakeLang You waddle like a baby learning to walk

[Austin MacNamara @gremloe]

When JD's head rolls off the guillotine platform do you think it'll bounce and make a cartoony "boink" sound?

[Catfish @Bessyspimp]

@DanCrenshawTX Blink if you have a brain cell left. Winks don't count.

[Catfish @Bessyspimp]

@jonfavs All the more reason Democrats should run on abolishing and punishing ICE. It's good policy and good politics man.

[Keaton Weiss @thatkeaton]

All Democrats have to do to win in 2028 is oppose both genocide and pedophilia, but something tells me that’s too much to ask.