Bim Trimmer

At your absolute best, you still won't be good enough for the wrong person.

{Triggering topics ahead}
{21+ writer}
#WoodDraxon

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

"ɪ'ᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏꜱᴛ ʙɪᴍ ᴛʀɪᴍᴍᴇʀ!

ɴᴏᴡ ʟᴇᴛ'ꜱ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇꜱᴛᴀɴᴛꜱ!"

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

"I'm /so/ glad you enjoy it! I would say I worked hard on it, but that would be a lie!"

[𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚃. 𑣲 (PRE-WKM) @BR0KENM1RR0RS]

"I'll have to tune in then !! In the meantime, I'm gonna finish this delicious burger."

( oh dear god )

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

// Sorry for making your characters cannibals. 😔

However, just /look/ at how good those burgers looked!

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

"It is /very/ exciting! You can catch it every other day on Markiplier TV at 6 pm!"

[𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚃. 𑣲 (PRE-WKM) @BR0KENM1RR0RS]

"Well, your show sounds exciting! I hope I can watch it sometime."

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

"Oh uh....something like that, I suppose."

[𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚃. 𑣲 (PRE-WKM) @BR0KENM1RR0RS]

"... Huh. So a normal Tuesday?"

She's been around Wilford and Darkiplier too long.

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

"Sometimes they don't survive the challenges.

Skill issue, really."

[𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚃. 𑣲 (PRE-WKM) @BR0KENM1RR0RS]

A blink, then a head tilt.

"Sometimes?"

This conversation just got interesting.

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

@compoundtruth "Well /duh/! It's a pretty popular part of the show, after all!"

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

Offers [the reader] a burger in these trying times.

:)

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

@Lucky_Ch4rm__ "What you were writing.

Though, guess it's none of my business."

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

@Lucky_Ch4rm__ "HELLO??"

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

"If you eat a burger but don't watch my show, that's on /you/."

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

@compoundtruth "Well, you can't expect me to remember /everyone's/ name!"

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

Honestly, Bim is used to unormal things. Mutationis one of them.

"Well, glad that you're still kicking!"

[˖᯽ ݁˖ Eve Hawthorne @blooddivereve]

“Couldn’t tell you. Granted I’ve been with them since I was a kid, so…”

She shrugs.

“Happens. I’m alive, gladly.”

Just a bit mutated. It mostly shows on her arms, which are scaley and looking almost burnt, paired with claw-like nails.

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

....

"Sometimes."

[𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚃. 𑣲 (PRE-WKM) @BR0KENM1RR0RS]

"That's fascinating. So you provide someone with a job and entertainment for the audience! What about the other two people? Do they just.. go home?"

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

@Lucky_Ch4rm__ "Oh, no. Was just curious is all."

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

"They agreed to it."

[john gillman. @compoundtruth]

“You’re grinding people up?”

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

@Lucky_Ch4rm__ After a quick glance, he's quickly looking away.

He's an asshile, but not /that/ much. He doesn't want to snoop through her personal thoughts.

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

"Whatever job they happen to be applying for when they get teleported onto the set!"

[𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚃. 𑣲 (PRE-WKM) @BR0KENM1RR0RS]

"Oooh, that's exciting! Wait— what kind of job?"

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

"Oh, of course! Why else would they hate!

Then again, I know nothing about you." A laugh.

[˖᯽ ݁˖ Eve Hawthorne @blooddivereve]

“I just think those that hate me are stupid. I’m one of the best they got.”

She’s a bit biased, sure, but she’s also been treated horribly. Even if she was technically COI and had been for decades now.

“And maybe a bit jealous.”

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

@compoundtruth "Oh, what /was/ his name?" Fingers snapping as he thinks.

"Re..Ro...Ry...Oh! Richard! His name was Richard! I think-"

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

"/W H A T/."

[john gillman. @compoundtruth]

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

[Bim Trimmer @BestGameHost]

"You say this as if you don't already try every 2-3 business days.

Relax, I'm not a /monster/."

[Yan @YandereMarkie]

"Bim, if you give that lil guy a burger I will /end/ you."