I never realized jogging in your 50s would be a great way to meet new people.
Just today, I met two nurses, two EMTs, and a cardiologist.
I was so close to meeting Jesus too.
If I soapy, I go get bad luck.
If she soapy, she doesnโt want to be sleeping around.
If I turn down girl wey like me, I too get pride.
If she turn down guy wey like her, itโs not by force.
I don pay my rent, na my responsibility.
She don pay her own, everybody call her independent woman.
Something hurt me, I burst tears for road, them say I be agbaya.
Access bank debit her 500 naira, she burst tears for road. People gather, raise 100k for her on the spot.
I no fit meet up with my rent obligations, I dey irresponsible
She no fit meet up with her rent, life is just too hard on her
If i no get sense, I be fool
If she no get sense, sheโs just a girl.
What a world!!!