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Your one stop non-robot solution to the funniest and most interesting tweets. A guide to bring you the best tweeple to follow. *burp* Oops! Pardon!

[Ruhee Das @bunnyfone]

Netflix: Because you watched that one movie that had a cake shop in the background of a scene, here are 28 Netflix original shows on baking you might enjoy...

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I make this resolution every new year and then don’t follow through but I SWEAR 2019 will be the year I kill you all.

[The Bad Doctor @DOCTORATLARGE]

In India, corruption is like sex - everyone indulges in it, but everyone pretends it's dirty and immoral

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Pat Cummins right now. #AusvInd

[Ruhee Das @bunnyfone]

“The world is your Pistachio.” - Vegans
#NoOyster

[Ashish K. Mishra @akm1410]

Please suggest ideas to convert home loan into farm loan

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Hum Saath Saath Hain has forever ruined the Sangeet Ceremony in Indian weddings. Every single family member will perform on the stage, no matter how bad a dancer he is.

[That Goan Guy @schmmuck]

Mumbai: "What are traffic rules?"
Delhi: "What are rules?"
Pune: "What?"

[Ruhee Das @bunnyfone]

Santa Clause + Prince Charming = Current Netflix Storefront

[Jableen Kaur @Jableen]

*Couples holding hands*

My brain: Chadd deyo yr hun hath, paseena aa gya hona !

[Vikram @vikramv1]

Gorgeous #Mumbai skyline. As always departing on my preferred airline @jetairways #jetairways .

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Hell is a journey, not a destination.

[Aneesh Chaganty @aneeshchaganty]

My phone has finally been dropped 1 too many times and is currently losing pixels by the minute. Will it survive to the end of production on RUN or will I have to emergency-purchase an iPhone during the shoot? Stay tuned.

[Ruhee Das @bunnyfone]

Every time I hear the word ‘biweekly’, my brain goes ‘Does that mean twice a week or once in 2 weeks? Quick, you’re smarter than that!’.

[Neeks @NeeksQuamina]

5 years ago today I asked my Twitter crush out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me.

She said no, both times, so here's a random couple from Google...

[The Bad Doctor @DOCTORATLARGE]

She: I'm just a normal woman. Why do you love me so much?

Me: Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find a normal woman in this mad world?

[sumaira shaikh @sumairashaik]

A reclining chair that stops reclining is called a declining chair. Hahah guys.

[Girish Narayandass @naachtibotal]

Nothing exposes the BMC like the rains. Baaki logon ke kapde geele hote hain, inke utar jaate hai. #MumbaiRains

[Ruhee Das @bunnyfone]

Considering the number of times I have dropped the phone on my face in my dozing off state, it’s a miracle that I still have all my teeth.