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ROFL
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Lmao 😜😃😄
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Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML😀😜

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This girl wanted to be Tarzan so bad...😂😂
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If I would have been a parent!!😄😂
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Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML😀😜

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Worst birthday ever possible...
BOOM!!
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Accurate 😀😂
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Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML😀😜

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When you think of Sex even during coffee break.
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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML😂😜

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I Dunno Man,Your Radiator Is Looking Pretty Ruff!!
#DoggieRepairing
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Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

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Can't Stop Laughing At This!!
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The look on your face when you see your fav resto, but your mom doesn't stop driving!
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"Just Joking"😂😀

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's nck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I hd jst poped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth.
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😲😷

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When you forget to bring your towel to shower and have to run to your room after
Shit!
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WHEN PEOPLE BUMP INTO YOU AT SCHOOL AND SAY "SORRY"😜😧
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Just Fascinating!!
Hahhahahah..
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