Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV

Nobel Laureate and inventor of the semicolon. Avid hunter of endangered species around the globe. Proud owner of 27 slaves.

[Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV @BestShaneEver]

Gay and trans people are mentally ill.

Mentally ill people cannot legally give consent. This makes anyone that has had sex with a gay or trans person a rapist.

As most gays and trans are paired up with other gays and trans, it's safe to assume all gays and trans are rapists.

[Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV @BestShaneEver]

@He_DruNkAhH3ll He's lucky he never had to play against Jordan

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@katee_K1 Let these assholes go back to Goatfuckistan if they don't like the warm UK welcome they're receiving.

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@ChristianPunsOG Pornstars wearing crucifixes

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@ClownWorld Indians have yet to meet a body of water they can resist polluting.

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@KevinCastley Lol at calling theft of intellectual property "planned economics"

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@CuriosityonX Sounds like something Quantum Physics would say if it was accused of child molestation.

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@ThomasSowell White people just complain less. We're less hyperbolic.

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@4thOfJuly365 I think his skin was dark enough to justify a good thumping.

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@kesikesiluv Women will treat the family dog better than they treat their husband.

[Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV @BestShaneEver]

After 2 divorces, I realize women are apt to treat the family dog better than their own husband.

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Hit me with the harshest reality truth.

[Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV @BestShaneEver]

@MikeLevin The USA doesn't need the world.
The world needs the USA.

Fair weather "allies" can go fuck themselves. I'd rather have a leader who considers MY best interests... not the world's.

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@1WhiteRabbitt Poor communists standing in line for bread so they literally don't starve.

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@GigaBasedDad Everyone in those illustrations is pretending.

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@w_terrence Women shouldn't vote anyway.

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@Rothmus I'm over 40 but do you really need to be over 40 to like nice pens?

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@AlanRMacLeod Is this a vote to condemn something that's happening today or are they voting to condemn something that was abolished before the UN even existed?

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@BobandrewNotBob @TheNoisyTrunk @elonmusk No, but I vote. And my vote is guided by my experiences. And my vote gains relevance if we can prevent illegal votes from being counted. And the people I vote for understand this.

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@BobandrewNotBob @TheNoisyTrunk @elonmusk Most normal people form their opinions based on their lived experiences as opposed to hypothetical worst-case scenarios.
I don't know a single US citizen incapable of proving they are a US citizen.
My personal feels are totally relevant to my decision-making process.

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@JohnFugelsang Hording and stockpiling food is natural behavior. The monkey with bananas wouldn't be studied because it's acting normally.

The scientists would study the multitude of other monkeys trying to figure out why they no longer seem motivated to find bananas of their own.