beautiful, beautiful girl

“honey barbecue whiskey” | she/they

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supplies:
- one super tampon
- one pair of tiny pink scissors
- a thirst for vengeance

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@MBTA can we get an actual post about the fact that there’s no west bound green line service from govt center ? train ops are only telling people about the extension service outage ! getting all the way to govt center and no service!

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@sarahnichols013 I did it for around 9 years and mine changed every 2-3 years. I partially blame it on changing fitters frequently. I didn’t find “my shoe” until college and even then had 2 kinds I could rotate through.

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committed to dressing like an unruly toddler all summer

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@pissboymcgee this shit is so fun to slide down. i work across the street and go on my breaks.

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i am Kenough

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there is a certain level of drama and scandal involved in planning my birthday dinner this year and i think that’s appropriate for 26

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i have a pavlovian response to the sound of keys jingling on a carabiner clip

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apparently i look like a fucking CLOWN

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yt ppl in black air force ones will never not be funny to me

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if any of you have beautiful, kind, funny friends they’d like to set me up with, please do it, quickly.

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“do you like pigeons”
“i’m sympathetic towards them”

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me taking my hypothetical children to art openings in the future

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how am i doing? i am watching bojack horseman from the beginning again.

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who is we? this how i be dancin in the club

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I just feel like... we missed out

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going to a disco tomorrow night ! hope i fall in love !

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preparing to menstruate by buying assorted sheet masks and ordering the rarest brisket from the brazilian bbq down the street

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my current favorite genre of music is hot femmes yelling

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rihanna is the queen of walking and a lil whine and parris said “ok we can work with that”

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it’s really funny the dissonance on my TL of some non-dancers thinking the half time show was mid and dancers literally losing their minds over it. Parris left not a damn crumb. i wanna be in the sexy polar bear army because that was BRILLIANT.