:-)

♎︎☉.♑︎☾.♍︎↑ || unbothered

[:-) @Bestline_]

@OwanghB Ball knower

[RB @rahmbarr]

One thing with me I’m going to make a list in my notes app

[angele @yaoiangele]

doomscrolling on pinterest is productive idk how to explain it

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

my 30s will be my prime. wealthy, healthy & fine as fuck.

[Wakio Muicakamúyú🇰🇪 @reen_thee_only]

Just finished watching 'The Residence' on netflix and my goodness!!! 8 episodes of pure greatness!!
Shonda Rhimes is exactly who she thinks she is!!

[:-) @Bestline_]

@OwanghB 😂😂😭😭

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Not to upset anyone but Christmas is four months away.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

"I only use ChatGPT for the small stuff, like spell check, editing, research, writing, thinking, and life advice"

[evil clean🫧 @itscleangoddy]

Pooping is such an elite activity I can’t lie. 😭😂😂

[MaChamane 💎 @neliisa_zama]

I’m not moving in silence , life is silencing me

[k @ysljennii]

my greatest pleasure is getting home and walking around like this

[meghan @deloisivete]

Do you ever listen to music so good that you're just like sorry, can't come in to work tomorrow

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

i flirt but in an autistic way. i’ll ask about your interests and maybe try to engage in them. but i also do the same thing when making friends and only i know the difference

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

It's about time we license people who prepare pilau, we can't be having too many quacks!

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

When I accomplish something that wasn't on my "to-do-list"

I add it and then cross it off.

[ِ @synszo]

Every few years a solar eclipse happens and every time they be like “this is the first solar eclipse since 1734”

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“i’m a bottom” “i’m a top” ok??? I’m the owner of the document u keep requesting access to