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เบต้า(n.) ลูกหมาป่าตัวสีน้ำตาลที่ทำอาหารได้นิดหน่อย น้องเสือโฮ๊ก : @Daniel04848474

[𝑩𝒆𝒕𝒂•♘ @Beta99s]

⿻ ✫⭒ ⋱✺ คุณเบต้า ✺⋰ ⭒✫ ⿻
https://t.co/EBhKdD9f30

[D. @nerdy_deb]

Thank you very much for this. 🙏🏾I promise not to take any movie recommendation from you seriously.

[엘릿 (It's Me) 🤟 @elit_quprids]

“It’s Me” was used as an entrance song at a Japanese MMA

Why is he so good at it 😭

[Chioma ❁ @bzingers]

POV: hug your brother-in-law to see their reactions 🤭🤣🤣

[田中 @kobiton_0618]

まさかのおしりの方が攻めなんだ

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

I bet this kind of psychosis feels so good once you're in it

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[nadiahrly @nornavern]

Coworker: “Kenapa ada ikan di atas meja?”
Aku: “Dia staff baru.”
Coworker: “Position?”
Aku: “Emotional support.” 😭

[ruivinha @samaissc]

vcs já ouviram boatos sobre si mesmo e ficou pensando “que diabo inventou isso?????” Kkkkkkkkkkkkk

[이땡땡 @isuyeon97961178]

너무 귀엽고 오로지 이걸 만들기위해
레고블럭 파츠를 샀음

[sloth 🦥 @slothsin420]

the urge to write a fanfic with this exact plot

[ch @_chamuring]

#별정직공무원

[ꪆ𓏲 fawnie ! @hwrmny]

if u refuse to properly communicate with me until the last second when ur already fed up w shit i didn’t even know was an issue i’m going to assume you simply wanted an excuse to get rid of me cus there’s no reason at our big age to be doing all that

[mybabe🍀🩵 @mmybabe]

ตอนได้คุยกันคือผช.ทักก่อนเลยว่าเห็นบล็อกของผญ.นะ แล้วคนแคสผู้ร่วมรายการก็ไม่รู้ด้วยว่า ทั้ง 2 คนเคยคอมเม้นในบล็อกของกันและกัน พรหมลิขิตทำงานหนักมาก👀💕

[I love KDrama @ilovekdramatwt]

WAIT 😭😭

This dating show is actually insane because the male lead had been fighting blood cancer for 5 years, and the girl he’s interested in was his blog neighbor while they were BOTH battling cancer.

They supported each other through their recovery… then met again SIX YEARS later.

And he recognized her immediately. 😭

This is not a dating show, this is a whole K-drama plot???

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

if a ratatouille used me to have sex with my wife which one of us is the cuck in that scenario

[₊ ⊹ ᶻz DH9P4 || COMMS OPEN !₊⊹ @DH9P4]

Recordando cuando con 12 añitos me diagnosticaron diabetes y al llegar a la casa me intente matar por que no podia vivir sin chocolate, y ya despertando en el hospital resulta que me diagnosticaron mal por que la doctora que me habia atendido se habia peleado con mi ama antes

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

Hasta hoy, no existen registros verificados de ataques de guepardos a humanos, ellos son prácticamente gatitos gigantes.

[manu @tthemalik]

hoy tatué a una piba de 18 que cuando le dije mi edad (29) me dijo aaaaaay no pareces ni ahí pareces re joven jakajs soy joven hija de puta !!
lo peor fue q en un momento hablando se ríe y me dice “amo, usas palabras y hablas como la gente joven” JAJAJA PODES PARAR

[débora @bibinhohh]

blackout sobrecarrega seu sistema imunológico e linfático e você vai ter que lidar com as consequências pro resto da vida