Beth Clarke

Great minds discuss ideas, mediocre minds discuss events, simple minds discuss people.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

The 2023 BBC Sports Personality of the Year is MARY EARPS!! 👏 👏

#BBCSPOTY

[Beth Clarke @BethClarke15]

@Lazbotron i’m gunna ugly cry so bad

[Beth Clarke @BethClarke15]

@jet2tweets @manairport it’s not on. 2 hours waiting for luggage, flight full of children, hungry tired and restless. Yet other flights including Jet2 coming out no problem. Prams and wheelchairs last off. No explanation whatsoever. Parking and taxi fees increasing by the second

[Beth Clarke @BethClarke15]

@JimHowick Absolutely gutted. This is one of my all time favourites, watch it non stop! 🥲

[Beth Clarke @BethClarke15]

@NoelClarke Patenting Hell, @robbeckettcomic and @joshwiddicombe

[inhonoredglory 🥂🦋👁️ jarchivist era @inhonoredglory]

OK BUT HONESTLY LIGHT OF MY LIFE AND HEART OF MY SOUL DAVID TENNANT

I SCREAMED IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY PARENTS AND YOU BET YOUR ASS I YELLED FUCK

#PoweroftheDoctor #DoctorWhoSpoiler #DoctorWho

[Sebastian Payne @SebastianEPayne]

This is how you do a parliamentary speech

[England @England]

Drink it in. We are European champions.

[Beth Clarke @BethClarke15]

Proud beyond belief ♥️🤍

[England @England]

WE ARE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS! 🏆

[Beth Clarke @BethClarke15]

Larvellly 😮‍💨 #Lionessess #LionessesLive

[Beth Clarke @BethClarke15]

What a goal!! #Lionesses #EURO2022

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

YESSSSSSS!

THROUGH TO THE #WEURO2022 SEMI-FINALS 🤩

[Beth Clarke @BethClarke15]

@buitengebieden @_zoeatkinson

[Beth Clarke @BethClarke15]

@footballtweet @lasource75006 @LJMUSportB

[CJ @chrissedoff27]

Just finished watching #BigBoys on Channel 4 and my god @jackrooke.
What a show. 👏🏻 What a fantastic representation and an absolute powerhouse of writing.
Laughed. Sobbed. Loved.
Thank you.

[Beth Clarke @BethClarke15]

@Abbs_Grant Absolutely howling

[rachael mcdonald @rachmac_]

tell me how folk are buying new builds whilst managing to go out most weekends and go on holidays? what is this witchcraft? Or is everyone just in debt 😂? I can’t wrap my head around it

[eils ⚘ ☼ ♈︎ ❀ @e_w4ddell]

so that’s £57 please
can i tap to pay
yeah it’s up to £100 now
did it not used to be £40
yeah they’ve upped it
oh god that’s dangerous
i know i spend a fortune
it’s like it’s not real money isn’t it
yeah like monopoly money
yeah
yeah

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease