Bethany Erin Surratt

| Musician + Artist | full of sarcasm and coffee

[R T O @rtosborne]

Christianity doesn’t have to be government-endorsed to be valid/true/beneficial/etc.

Pass it on.

[Bethany Erin Surratt @Bethany3rin]

I wish I had a pair of pears. One is never enough.

[Bethany Erin Surratt @Bethany3rin]

I baked some cookies last night. They taste like Christmas if you’re used to your Christmas being a bit burned

[Bethany Erin Surratt @Bethany3rin]

Is it a sin to prefer devil's food cake to angel food cake ?

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I like to turn my windshield wipers on, with the windows down, so I can hear a nice *swoosh*

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Yes. https://t.co/YsSJ1nAYvU

[Reebok @Reebok]

In case you were wondering when it IS appropriate to say, "You're in such good shape...beautiful,"... THIS:

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

The safest road to Hell is the gradual one–the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts…

[Bethany Erin Surratt @Bethany3rin]

Okay, so the classical guitar Green Day is absurd, but THAT DOG https://t.co/VmwaM9RMwo

[Bethany Erin Surratt @Bethany3rin]

"Like a virgin, arrested for the very first time."
NEW LYRICS, from Madonna. [ft. Secret Service]

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“Gold teeth, and a curse for this town, were all in my mouth”

*A reminder for your bi-annual dental checkup*

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If young metro don't trust you..

[Bethany Erin Surratt @Bethany3rin]

The vast majority of 2016 sucked. Here's what didn't –

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

I wear a thrasher hoodie so I can ~BLEND IN WITH THE YOUTH~

[Bethany Erin Surratt @Bethany3rin]

@colesprouse do you watching Gilmore Girls too, Mister Sprout?

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@colesprouse okay, Cold Sprout.

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@TheBishopDaniel What a great place to live.

[Jessica Fralin @jessicafralin]

"I dream of a day when our children will be judged not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." #MLKday2017

[Bethany Erin Surratt @Bethany3rin]

hypnotizE https://t.co/zmBxoeVSrz

[Kobe Bryant @kobebryant]

Guarding LeBron: Written & Directed by Kobe - ESPN Video https://t.co/XomHJZLFfD

[The Independent @Independent]

It's looking like Christopher Nolan film Dunkirk will get an earlier release than planned https://t.co/37azQMrgP9