Bethany Meagher

I have 20/20 Vision so yeah I’m a big deal

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Nope a review: for horse girls only❤️🐎

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Man sometimes when you delete someone from your life your phone reminds you that they have a birthday— wouldn’t it be nice if you could type in a name in your phone and all the data of them would be removed

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@daychare We need more in the army for leprechaun people

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I’m glad they make better vegan and gluten free food now but sometimes it looks like the toys I used to play with in the kitchen— several kids did go to the emergency room for eating

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I treat the Covid vaccine like a salad bar Moderna as the spinach and Pfizer is the feta cheese on top😉

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I watched spider-man and no longer fear green goblin. I in fact simp after him.

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Take out your own stitches “it’s not that hard”

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I think my best character flaw is that after my sister made me throw away all my T-shirts to dress “classy” I started wearing my pajama T-shirts in public. That is what we call growth.

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Pooping in a Disneyland toilet makes me feel like a Disney Princess💕 #adventureland

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The amount of effort I put into life has gone down significantly

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I listen to Christmas music when going to target cause it makes me feel like the percentage of getting kidnapped goes down significantly

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Showering at Grandmas is always a joy. It feels like getting sprayed with one of those dollar misters at target, except it’s boiling hot water;) #2inone

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@flwrks Facts that’s better drive down

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Still mad that my 6th grade teacher never taught me how to go online to cite sources automatically. Instead I had to wait until college to learn that I didn’t have to type out the entire citation.

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@flwrks Snapchat me

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Out of all my tik toks my professor had to like this one. I hate it here.

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Broski keep it up on the down low

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I’m starting to be slowly https://t.co/bVI37sdXDW by Nick Miller.

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I’m great at commitment. I can listen to one song on repeat for a month straight, make a playlist for that song and still refuse to listen to anything else.

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If you listen to Christmas music before Halloween you are my kind of people;)