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If democracy dies in darkness, why not light it all on fire with the biggest bonfire this side of the DMV. Community satire at its worst.

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@MoCoMikeE

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Bethesda #wheretheartsshine Sleaford underpass @PurpleLineMD

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Omg! Is MoCo’s Most Eligible Bachelor taking the plunge?! @Andrew_Friedson

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Happy Earth Day.

[The Armchair Planner @ArmchrPlanner]

Older folks: “Why don’t kids go outside anymore?”

The outside they built:

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The Montgomery County Council today filled one of the remaining spots for the Planning Board, selecting Democrat Tracey Sanderson. @MoCoCouncilMD @montgomeryplans

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The Council ensured voters they had full confidence in the previously unknown Sanderson, whose resume listed his extensive experience as a bartender in Montgomery County, Texas.

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The Montgomery County Council today filled one of the remaining spots for the Planning Board, selecting Democrat Tracey Sanderson. @MoCoCouncilMD @montgomeryplans

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Let’s get it on! (economic development, that is! 😉)
@CMEvanGlass
@willjawando @MoCoCouncilMD

[Adam Pagnucco @AdamPagnucco]

https://t.co/ivufAxgHID

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As Metro rail ridership sinks to all time lows, Metro escalator ridership rises to new heights!

[Andrea Sarralde @asarralde]

Councilmember @NataliFGonzalez, who represents District 6, including Wheaton, recently took a ride on the record-setting escalator with @mymcmedia
@MoCoCouncilMD
https://t.co/3df8E2WC9Q

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“Whew! Watch out for that first step. It's a doozy!"

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As is tradition, Penelope Porcupine, close cousin of Punxsutawney Phil, this morning came out of her hole and saw her shadow, ensuring 6 more months of Purple Line delays. This occasion marks the 5th straight year she has successfully forecast delays. #GroundhogDay

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@PurpleLineMD @purplelinenow 2 million 25 thousand 600 minutes 🎶
How do you measure how long until it’s done?…
In back hoes, in gravel, in hard hats, in new train tracks.
In concrete, in bridges, in noise and delays.
2 million 25 thousand 600 minutes 🎶🙏

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@PurpleLineMD @purplelinenow 2 million 25 thousand 600 minutes 🎶
How do you measure how long until it’s done?…
In back hoes, in gravel, in hard hats, in new train tracks.
In concrete, in bridges, in noise and delays.
2 million 25 thousand 600 minutes 🎶🙏

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@TakomaTorch @MontgomeryParks resolves to keep kicking ass

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@TakomaTorch @MCDOTNow resolves to stop blaming @MDSHA

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@TakomaTorch @MDSHA resolves to listen to locals

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@TakomaTorch @MontCoExec resolves to stop taking shit from @hansriemer

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@TakomaTorch @MoCoCouncilMD resolves not to yes man vote on everything

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@TakomaTorch @montgomeryplans resolves to require developers deliver public amenities

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@TakomaTorch @mcps resolves to realistically count student generation numbers