Magrace Landwehr

I waited 4 years, 10 months, and 22 days to add a twitter bio because it had to be perfect.

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

Dirt soup and a stale heel of bread. @BrighteyesOK

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

A guide to gen-z lingo:
Lit: books with complex themes
No Cap: an abbreviation of “Nordic Captain”
Sus: popular nickname for Jesus
Yeet: contraction of the phrase “you like wheat?”
Stan: the name of gen-z’s dad

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

@josiahandthe Cannot WAIT for the show in Indy this weekend!

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

A spider walks into a bar. The bartender doesn’t even notice him. The spider is so small. We’re all very small, when you think about it. #dadjokes

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

4 of 5 stars to Stormbreaker by Anthony Horowitz https://t.co/zRduhvpFtu

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

I need a Fuck Kavanaugh restock from @lipslut ASAP. I’m gonna run out of what I got. 😩

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

3 of 5 stars to Sacred Hospitality by Olivie Blake https://t.co/zpuIhX8zno

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

4 of 5 stars to The Atlas Paradox by Olivie Blake https://t.co/BPDHIfC9By

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

5 of 5 stars to The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien https://t.co/bRXUsnv4Mg

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

4 of 5 stars to The Guest List by Lucy Foley https://t.co/GFShFczjNL

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

It’s…

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

4 of 5 stars to The Wager by David Grann https://t.co/HuOCHyC62j

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

LMFAO: Liking My Fresh Asparagus, Okay??

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

4 of 5 stars to All the Things We Do in the Dark by Saundra Mitchell https://t.co/e7lMSdAnJ5

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

3 of 5 stars to Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir https://t.co/rPWYsYTwi2

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

3 of 5 stars to Cursed by Thomas Wheeler https://t.co/VjH03R0ZnO

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

3 of 5 stars to The Golden Spoon by Jessa Maxwell https://t.co/5fZiyBsH6N

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

I read The House with a Clock in Its Walls by Edward Gorey https://t.co/Lo1Aafhfrv

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

4 of 5 stars to The Atlas Six by Olivie Blake https://t.co/XO3eh6wBfK

[Magrace Landwehr @BethiMagrace]

4 of 5 stars to Death on the Nile by Agatha Christie https://t.co/C81nnB6cON