BetterTimesAreHere

[fredesque @FredTaming]

“Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone,” mother would say, going upstairs.

But I couldn’t help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting.

“Nobody’s going to wear those,” I’d say. “They’re stupid.”

But on he worked.

[Caitlin Sullivan Kelly 🌻🍉 @akacaitlin]

@factpostnews "everyone is twelve now" theory undefeated

[Anung Un Drama @spaceghost]

I used to be able to google “soad [streaming service]” — which means “ sign out all devices” — and get the instructions to sign my devices out of a streaming service.

Now when I google it, I get an ad for an ice cream flavor called peacock swirl. It makes me want to stab myself

[Brydon Eastman @brhydon]

today i said that the most canadian thing is shawarma poutine, i was ignorant, i did not know about the limited edition lunar near year's tim hortons mahjong set, i am listening, i am learning, i am doing the work

[fitzwad @Nolgthorn]

this is how it feels to die in those long ass "follow" missions in gta 4 without checkpoints

[YHWH Failson @HighInDecline]

still thinking about this cıs woman on grindr

[depression comix @depressioncomix]

depression comix 567

[Lux @thisislux]

if I were president this would be our currency

[Art Encyclopedia @artenpedia]

"Circe" by Beatrice Offor (1911).

[angel @faetrouble]

What do you MEAN the badass hacker women is being made to fix us in anyway??? She should be making us WORSE

[Halimede @HalimedeMF]

@Liv_Agar Surely you could find some more dignified way to deal with things. maybe I could play something else, with you?

[Lizzie🍰🎀 @AltKitto]

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[Jas 💥 @kamayart]

Hero of time ⚠️
#legendofzelda #oot

[TracketPacer @TracketPacer]

by @UsagiBoots

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

every time a new Dune movie or book is announced all the fans are like “OMG Duncan Idaho is back 😭😭😭”

[Sad Spice @imsadspice]

I give off the aura of someone’s who’s worked one too many Halloween seasons at Party City

I mean I also did so there’s that

[Mr. Textured Graphics @AliasTextured]

st4t problems

[Sad Spice @imsadspice]

Heard we’re posting arches