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friendly neighborhood amoeba

[alexa⋆˚꩜｡ @blushyypie]

literally tell my mom all the time theres nothing to look forward to for my generation lmao

[slimmer shady @totauddd]

My death is more guaranteed than my wedding so instead of looking for my soulmate im going to look for my soul

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I'm focusing a significant amount of my time trying to build a cure for Kate's endometriosis. It's a gnarly and devastating disease that affects 10% of women. Relative to the suffering it creates, it's underfunded, poorly understood and has largely been ignored.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

[Sabrina @neu_rot_ic]

adult friendships are just exchanging "im alive just depressed and busy but ily" messages back and forth until the end of time

[????? @_IAmGOAT]

no one is coming to save you but there are probably people coming to help you and that rocks. embrace it

[🌈🧇Zombi🥞🍬 @sleepizombi334]

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my whimsy

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

this might be the best dog video I’ve seen in the month

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

LET ME IIIIIIINNNNN

[ayo ⌬ @ayospawned]

Some women don’t flirt with people. They flirt with life. Extra twenty minutes at the café. Fresh flowers for no reason. Music while getting dressed. Taking the scenic way because the sky looks good. There’s a little romance happening between her and being alive.

[Paper Parrot @paperparrot_]

A construction crew in Barberton, Ohio, rescued an abandoned kitten on the worksite. And he joined the team.

They heard him meowing coming from their excavator.

Supervisor Chase Guello checked the skid plate on the Komatsu. A tiny kitten tumbled out.

They warmed her up, moved her into the office trailer, and named her Sue short for Komatsu. She’s now the official shop cat.

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

not even kidding when i say this exact thought crosses my mind every single day which is why i’ve made it my personal mission to enjoy my life to the absolute fullest

[sammy♡ @girlmaxxed]

a lot of female interactions is just theatrics and if you don't play along they crucify you

[Ananya🎀 @ananya_pvtpf]

Look at u, no longer forcing anything because u finally understand that what’s meant for u won’t require u to chase it. There are infinite ways for life to bring you what you desire. You just have to trust the timing, release control and let things unfold. Wisdom looks good on u.