Beyond Skewed

Done pretending. Someone had to say it. Shirts, drops & extras coming. The rest is here daily. Get in for the first drop ↓

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Nobody knows what they're doing. Some just panic more quietly than others.

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@internetarchiva Everyone with an unfinished idea knows this exact fear. Waited too long, now it's someone else's song.

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@theepicmap Turns out every old map is just someone drawing their house first and running out of room.

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@Rainmaker1973 600 BC they could barely make a face. By 1 AD they were flexing. Someone got competitive.

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@stats_feed Twenty countries said banana. Indonesia said "pisang" and refused to explain.

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Done. No longer available.

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Want an art work of your pet? Trying this out for a few people $6.99.

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@blancoskhim @interesting_aIl That is something for another post.

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@Molopologolo @interesting_aIl You may be right.

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Rocky Patel B52 and Crispy Business Lager. No BS.

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World's getting more skewed by the hour. I'm out here handling it.

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@interesting_aIl Should we bring back cool banner ads with sound too?

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They fixed the algorithm so hard it shows me the same six posts I already scrolled past.

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@interesting_aIl Every country handling the heatwave with policy and infrastructure. Japan went straight to air conditioned toilets.

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@earthcurated They rewrite human history every few months. Same textbook.

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First shirt's coming. You're going to help pick it, whether you meant to or not.

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@TheGoldfatherOG @Rainmaker1973 That man went home and told no one.

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@WilliamShatner Quiet. A little too quiet. The kind of quiet where you start checking the wing.

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@Polymarket 130,000 channels gone and your feed feels exactly the same.

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@historyinmemes Most sponsorships are a logo on a jersey. Italy went a different direction.

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@NostalgiaFolder The official house style of "we didn't know what computers would look like yet."

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@abzi_ai We built a superintelligence to help us avoid writing "hey."

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@TerribleMaps This map is just a heat map of canned laughter.