Beyond All Reason

From TX to NY, I've been with my crazy Best Friend. She works in Realty TV, but really she just needs a show of her own.

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Baby’s first clear “Dada” today hit me harder than any bull run. She said it while SOL was pumping on my second screen. Life’s beautiful coincidences like this make me tear up. Thankful beyond words 🎊

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Your presence is a gift the world is waiting to receive. 🔥

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Trying to reduce my screen time before bed and failing most nights. Blue light and endless scrolling are a dangerous combination for sleep quality. 🌱 🍀 🍄

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Only the best for my ass. #mediummaintenance #buzzfeed #FirstWorldProblems #💩

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When you find out you are gluten free, have to work out more, and have to eat more veggies #PizzaLover #doomed #helpme #gluentfree #dying

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I have problem waking down stairs sometimes #klutz #gracefulaf #ClumsyNinja #hashtag

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Dude: "This chocolate is too rich"
Me: "Too rich is not a word in my vocabulary"
And that's how you accidentally sound like a gold digger.

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The more processed, the better. #amiright #myworstnightmare #kalemenow #pizzaisafoodgroup #imayhaveaproblem

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The first step is admitting you have a problem, right? #SuicideSquad #isittheweekendyet #brooklyn #wordswhatarethey

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Mom up for grabs... Anyone want her? #INeedANewMom #saveme #MomForSale #canttellheranything #myfamily

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When you & your #roomie are obsessed with #HandsToMyself and you find yourself in this convo w/ your boss #workhard

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When you tell your mom you didn't make it home because you've been kidnapped by giant rats. #nyclife #🐭

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"I didn't realize #jasonderulo was black.. Did you know that?" 😳 #SYTYCDnextgen

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"I'm more than just a face" #prettyface #letonerip #Uber #🏃🏻💨 #sorrynotsorry

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T: that's for my engagement hand
C: I think most people call that your left hand..
#Engagmenthand #rommies

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"We work in TV it's fine" #bestexcuseever

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I hear what I want to hear, I can't help it. #brownielove #stormjonas #NYCBlizzard

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"I don't get it, is he dim because of dim sum? Like because he's Asian?" #myracistroommate #dimsum

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"Can you imagine pulling a noodle out of your butt?!" #ovaryproblems

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"It's like when u sneeze & a noodle comes out. Like angel hair, not spaghetti, or fettuccine..Although fettuccine would make the most sense"