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My mom: you’re funny. You should become a comedian.
Me:kinda old for that career change
Mom: nah- it’s not like you can retire and live off your current income. You would make more money& travel
Me: you’re funny
Mom: yea-that’s where you get it from
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Guess who was up singing and talking to herself with the TV surround sound at 5am
You guessed it.. My mama!!!
She bout to get put out 😂😂😂
Good morning tho #momforsale

Mom: “Next year marks your 15 yrs since high school”
Me: “Good math skills”
Mom: “Maybe this time you won’t be the only one attending single?”
Me: “I won’t be, I’ll bring the cat”
Mom: “Your life isn’t April Fool’s”
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#MomTroll #MomForSale

I ignored my mom’s phone call while I was watching @BachelorABC so she posts this on my Facebook wall #sheistheworst #momforsale

When you call your mom and she says she can’t talk right now because she’s outside tanning and the sun is out and she can’t have her phone to her ear when the sun is out! 😑😑 #seriously #thisisajokeright #momforsale
Maggie Jones took my blow dryer my mousse my hairspray my lint roller all to Dallas with her for her sorority girls trip #momforsale #keithsatulta #helpmegod
mami acaba de apagar la bocina con Bad Bunny cantando...
#MomForSale
Mom just told me I’m glowing and asked if I was pregnant #momforsale
Mom: ahhh The Bella's are coming back in December!!
Me: uhh who?
Mom: pitch perfect bitch
🙄🙄🙄🙄 #momforsale
My mom is going to her second NBA game (I've been to 0) and I'm mad at her so she sends me this:
#MomForSale @GimmeTheSoy
Me: Ronda's back...
Mom: I didn't know she went anywhere...
#guesswhosgrounded #momforsale #shecooksshecleans #UFC207
My mom just told me that she likes Pepsi better than CocaCola #momforsale
My mom just told me she doesn't like the way Beyoncé sings. #MomForSale
#SomeoneTakeHerOffMyHandsPlzz
My mom thought it would be a good idea to buy meatless taquitos & corn dogs and "skinny" gluten free popcorn...#momforsale
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