BfcBen

[Lagboat. @LagboatUK1]

Restore &

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[Wojciech Pietralik @WojtekPietralik]

Chyba jeszcze nikt w historii nie cieszył się ze strzelenia gola 🇸🇲San Marino tak żywiołowo, jak piłkarze i kibice 🇧🇩Bangladeszu.

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

Nigga that’s a condom

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

Yea man I hate it when that happens

[•VΣЯ1FЯΣП• @VER1FREN]

jewish women when you tell them their grandma wasn't turned into soap

[McNasty @McNasty]

if i ever get to this point i give anyone permission to take me out back and blow my shit smoov off

[#HalfBae @_Pvplx_]

This comes to mind immediately 😭🤣🤣

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

realest thing ive seen

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

There's a really short guy at my work and the custodian just accidentally swept him into the dust pan. I didn't even try and help. I was immobilized by my own cowardice

[tina ☆ we belong together @punkrockrry]

thought i struck gold at the charity shop and then…????

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

I wonder what the girls from 2 Girls 1 Cup are doing. Are they even still alive? Do they have husbands who are unaware of their past? So many questions.

[BeefGroyper @BeefGroyper]

How your Indian gf looks at you when you tell her she can’t have cow shit for dinner.

[LFCJ 🫪 @NOTLFCJ__]

He’s so unfunny it actually hurts

[joe @spinningjoe]

there's a british rail advert at the moment which centres around a group of young people being embarrassed that their friend is wearing socks and sandals, and calls it "the mullet of shoes". which is not what i believe the kids currently feel about s+s or mullets