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[THANEDAAR @Bhakkbey]

Beta Jannat aur Jannat 2 dono humari hai...😂😂 https://t.co/YMXYeCmFmz

[Akash @vaderakash]

Other parents: Beta ab waqt aagaya hai. Shaadi kar lo
Imran Khan: Beta ab waqt aagaya hai. Shaadi kar leta hu

[Iron Mann @Humor_Donor]

Rishi Kapoor: Kya tumne kabhi kisi se pyar kiya?

King T’Challa: Nakia

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

Imran Khan *calls* : bhai shaadi hai meri aana zaroor

Friend : nahi aa paunga

Imran Khan : last time bhi yahi bola tha tune

Friend : but usse last time to aaya tha

Imran Khan : chal koi ni Next time

[The Sarcastic Jerk @The_Sarcastic_J]

When dad buys you a new bat, but you don't wanna throw away the old one either.

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

Imran Khan has taken the third new ball. Looks like Pakistani fast bowlers are losing the art of reverse swing.

[Chota Don @choga_don]

Your earring is larger than my friend circle. https://t.co/EV2F8v4KYY

[camardard pnkj 🇮🇳 @AskThePankazzzz]

Everytime someone explains something obvious, I listen carefully & then say I didnt understand, so that they explain again. Ek baar tune mera time waste kiya, ek baar main tera karunga.

[THANEDAAR @Bhakkbey]

@KyaUkhaadLega https://t.co/EwYHl1crBP

[THANEDAAR @Bhakkbey]

Half of Pakistan population still believes that "ZERO" was invented by Shahid Afridi.

[The Lying Lama 2.0 @KyaUkhaadLega]

Great to see him so graceful even at this age ! Thank you sir for giving us wonderful films like Baadshah, Chak De, Happy New Year etc etc

[Certified Kameena @shubhansh1504]

B1- ye mr upadhyaya ko call kyu nahi lag rahaa hai ?

B2- coz u deen dayal the correct no.

[THANEDAAR @Bhakkbey]

@shubhansh1504 @kachra_peti https://t.co/EwYHl1crBP

[THANEDAAR @Bhakkbey]

Half of Pakistan population still believes that "ZERO" was invented by Shahid Afridi.

[camardard pnkj 🇮🇳 @AskThePankazzzz]

Meeting old friends after years is a great feeling until you realise that some of them are still stuck in the past & you've to decide to not see them in the future.

[sourabh @lwkretard]

*Bank*

Guy- Bank mein khaata hai ?

Me- Nahi ghar par khaata hun

*Thrown out*

[THANEDAAR @Bhakkbey]

@Shahrcasm

[THANEDAAR @Bhakkbey]

@Being_Humor

[THANEDAAR @Bhakkbey]

@vishesharora19

[THANEDAAR @Bhakkbey]

Half of Pakistan population still believes that "ZERO" was invented by Shahid Afridi.