GUS FRING

[DummySwitchPod @DummySwitchPod]

The level of “clean the house visitors are coming” must have been astronomical 😅

[Alex❌ @Okoliwissdmxn6]

Messi calculated his achievements and realised there was never a debate.

[Sarkastik Observer ☭ @SiyaSindelo]

YouTube basically saying “it looks like your family fell apart”

[Ndabzinto @OMG_ITS_NDABA]

All Blacks are such a cool team. Boks probably have the best rugby team of all time but they'll never have this kind of motion.

[🐂 @Lonz_Sigabi]

There’s a joke that lies in the name of this commission but I won’t take the fall. Not today.

[not on my dime. @_notscoop]

Unlimited flyovers.

[AthaBaby 🎀 @Athabzz]

Apart from the fact that it is in fact taught, it’s literally the easiest way to park!

[Bhut’Dosini @ta_sma]

That time you still have another 28 km odd to UCT 😭😭

[JayL 🇿🇦 @NoSpinZA]

Another example of how undocumented immigrants can get away with murder literally, in this case. Chickckendary doesn’t appear to be an established surname anywhere I can find.
The guy was probably eating chicken when he came up with it.

A murder warrant was issued in 2020, and he’s still wanted six years later. What are the chances he’ll actually be found? Close to none.

[LamboFromDaEast @Lambz_G]

This is nuts. Also there are no punctuation marks in the entire thing. She’s a serial killer😭😭😭

[͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊 @_nocontextjoe]

You can tell when someone is excited to deliver bad news, she was praying for this day to come

[S E G O @MasegoPhiri13]

"By the time you've done the undoable, you'll see how the anger will just depart from your body and leave you to yourself"

[nic 💌 @afcnicola]

This might be in the top 5 tweets from a football club’s social media account on this app. I’m dead 😭😭

[Halaal Account @Dubelimthende_]

again, why do we continue to have deputy ministers if they cannot, by law, function in the stead of the minister when said minister is otherwise incapable

[Jesus in the Bando @DeeRolaz]

“If we”

[Halaal Account @Dubelimthende_]

Ayikhoke intenje

[thabang motsohi @motsohi_thabang]

His talk covered critical social issues with solutions.
He talked like the Head of State we all wish we had.

[Siyabonga @SiyabongaOnX]

There is nothing you can debate with someone who thinks Black people can learn something from a racist Afrikaner right-wing group. I’d sooner discuss international relations with Andile Mpisane.

[Halaal Account @Dubelimthende_]

Read the First three words ngavele ngaphathwa isyezi