Bhuwan Pant

Physics Teacher | Writer | Satirist| Questioning the Obvious | Finding Logic Where It Often Goes Missing

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

@MahuaMoitra इन्हें गाना चाहिए था : बहनी, तेरा भाई पूरा निखट्टू!

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

Do you really think so? Even if Gyanesh Kumar resigns, Rahul Gandhi will not be satisfied. Because he is incompetent. Winning an election requires hard work. All Rahul Gandhi knows is theatrics. Gyanesh Kumar’s resignation would make no difference; even if Modi were to resign, Rahul Gandhi’s theatrics would continue. And there is certainly no shortage of 'intellectuals' like you who are willing to carry this donkey on their shoulders.

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

Rahul Gandhi’s press conference:

Reporter: How can you say that vote theft has taken place?

Rahul Gandhi: Because I 'feel' it.

If this is what you call a press conference, then Modi is actually doing the right thing by not holding one at all.

And anyway, half the reporters are sitting in Modi’s lap, while the other half have Rahul Gandhi sitting in theirs.

So what exactly is the point of calling this a press conference?

Say hello to your daddy!

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

@INCIndia भरोसा रखो, कांग्रेस खत्म करके रख दूंगा!

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

@INCIndia पंचर करने वाला शेर। पंचर बनाने वाला शेर। बस यही स्तर रह गया है कांग्रेसियों का!

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

देश को गुमराह करने की कोशिश न करें। चुनाव आयुक्त आपके घर के नौकर नहीं हैं कि जब मन करे, 300 लोगों को लेकर उनके कमरे में पहुँच जाएँ। किसी संवैधानिक पद पर बैठे व्यक्ति से मिलने का एक तरीका होता है।

चुनाव आयुक्त पहले भी स्पष्ट कर चुके हैं कि सांसदों का प्रतिनिधिमंडल आकर उनसे मिल सकता है। लेकिन आपके राजकुमार और उनके साथियों का प्रतिनिधिमंडल उनसे नहीं मिला, क्योंकि राजकुमार को कोई तार्किक बात करनी तो आती नहीं। उनके चमचों ने उन्हें जो समझा दिया है, वे बस वही बात दोहरा सकते हैं। राजकुमार का उद्देश्य बस एक ही है, सड़क पर जितनी नौटंकी कर सकते हैं, करें। असली दिक्कत यही है।

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

@AadeshRawal If nautanki had a face, it would look like this.

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

At some stage, you will realise, or perhaps you have already realised, that you are no longer a political commentator but have almost become a mouthpiece for the anti-Modi group. When a person has not received the crumbs thrown by those in power for a long time, he naturally begins to writhe in frustration.

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

@satishacharya मूर्खो इस दिव्यांग को भीड़भाड़ वाली जगह पर यूज़ किया जा रहा है। पुलिस उसे प्रोटेक्ट करके सुरक्षित जगह पर ले जा रही है।

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

@iMac_too यह बता रहा है कि इसने अभी-अभी दो एग रोल खाए हैं!

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

Never in the history of independent India has it happened that a person, unable to accept defeat, has come out onto the streets making one excuse after another. Accepting defeat and learning from it is a great art; and that art can be mastered only by someone who is grounded and connected to reality, not by someone born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

@mr_mayank 2029: BJP prepared for Lok Sabha elections- Thailand Beaches came out of syllabus

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

Rahul Gandhi’s press conference:

Reporter: How can you say that vote theft has taken place?

Rahul Gandhi: Because I 'feel' it.

If this is what you call a press conference, then Modi is actually doing the right thing by not holding one at all.

And anyway, half the reporters are sitting in Modi’s lap, while the other half have Rahul Gandhi sitting in theirs.

So what exactly is the point of calling this a press conference?

[Ashutosh Ranka @AshutoshRanka]

PM of India giving his 25th Press Conference to commemorate 25 years of him being in the office.

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

Rahul Gandhi’s press conference:

Reporter: How can you say that vote theft has taken place?

Rahul Gandhi: Because I feel it.

If this is what you call a press conference, then Modi is actually doing the right thing by not holding one at all.

And anyway, half the reporters are sitting in Modi’s lap, while the other half have Rahul Gandhi sitting in theirs.

So what exactly is the point of calling this a press conference?

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

@samshah933 @Cockroachisback Lovely reply!

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

@Dr_MonikaSingh_ A woman was walking along the road when a traffic policeman helped her cross to the other side. For such an extraordinary achievement, this traffic policeman should be made the next Prime Minister of India.

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

@VasudevaRaoBJP @khanumarfa Maybe in her culture 'leader' and 'donkey' are synonyms!

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

@AdityaRajKaul @tsheringtobgay @narendramodi Now I understand why Vishnu has spared Shishupala so far. Perhaps He is waiting for him to commit a hundredth offence.

[Bhuwan Pant @Bhu1Pant1]

क्योंकि ज्ञानेश कुमार जी पढ़े-लिखे हैं, इसलिए उन्हें नोटिस का जवाब देना और फिर अपना नाम पूरी SIR प्रक्रिया के बाद Electoral Roll में रखवाना आता है।

जिसकी आप बात कर रही हैं, वह जाँच का एक फिल्टर है, मतदाता सूची से नाम हटाने का तरीका नहीं। यदि किसी पात्र व्यक्ति का नाम मतदाता सूची में नहीं है, तो वह आवश्यक दस्तावेज़ों के साथ Form 6 भरकर अपना नाम जुड़वाने के लिए आवेदन कर सकता है। चुनाव के मामले में लागू समय-सीमा के भीतर, नामांकन की अंतिम तारीख से पहले भी यह प्रक्रिया की जा सकती है।

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