Ellis

Some may call me a gamer *Tips Fedora*

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Baby Keem reveals who he’s been supporting in the World Cup ⚽️

"I'm only supporting Arsenal players, if you're an Arsenal player and you play for France or whoever, I'm supporting you. I’mma Arsenal fan, we good we just ate after 20 years.”

[lauren @njdlauren]

I’m crying man USMNT twitter just calling our players pussies for 12 hours straight while Brazilian Twitter is writing thesis projects on Neopentecostalism contributing to the downfall of the fabric of the national team

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[GhostRade @GhostRade]

That gonk netrunner Plankton hired a chromed out solo to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, we have to flatline him and get that shard back Mister Squidward.

[Sandman Says @realsandmansays]

Berserk in the locker room keep an eye on that nigga

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

“Quien estará haciendo ruido a las 2 de la mañana”

Yo celebrando el cuarto gol de Japón:

[Freddy @Flodsvinet2]

This is a lie
All that food is meant for Haaland
If we don't keep him well-fed he might start feeding on local wildlife

[Barcelona @sousaopaulino]

ESSE ANO O BRASIL GANHA O HEXA

A SELEÇÃO:

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

The UK economy basically works like this:

Get paid £2,000.

Give £900 to a landlord. Give £200 to the council. Give £150 to energy companies. Give £300 to supermarkets. Give £300 to car insurance and fuel.

Spend the rest surviving until next payday.

Then get lectured by someone who bought their house for £37,000 in 1988 about how you need to stop buying coffees and cancel subscriptions.

[Scott @ScottJonesy]

Reminder.

A social media ban was NOT in Labour's 2024 Manifesto.

Neither was Digital I.D.

Oh, or State Suicide.

Or binning the two child benefit cap.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

This all seems to be a ploy to link IP addresses and online activity directly to an identifiable person to make them easier to catch and track down. The government falsely assumed that everyone watches porn and they thought they would get everyone that way. It obviously did not work as well as they were hoping so they are now expanding it. (I have always said that initial laws are just a foot in the door, those laws will always be expanding after the fact into their true original intended purpose).

So their plan now is if you want to use any social media or much of the internet in any way, you will need to prove that you are over 18 which means submitting an ID. This will require far far more ID submissions which will massively expand the government database, which was the real plan all along, not the safety of children.

The funniest thing about this is after all the fuss about the Online Safety Act, this blanket ban on kids using social media pretty much renders the entire act pointless and made it a giant waste of time. Which to be honest, proves that the act was never about protecting children but was really about building a giant database that links all online activity directly to a person.

This database would then be constantly poured over by AI to flag "citizens of concern" to the government who may be potential political dissidents, saying naughty anti-government things etc so the government can pre-emptively act against them.

Minority Report. This is literally the plot of Minority Report.

[confusion @confusionkys]

no jobs, rising retirement age, weak social safety nets if you aren’t a pensioner, and now they can’t even tweet about it lmao. what does this country actually offer to young people?

[Jonathon Kitson @KitsonJ1]

Under these proposals at 17 you’ll be able to vote, join the army and drive a car but not allowed to watch premier league highlights on YouTube on a Saturday night. What an absurd idea.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: YouTube has hit out at the UK's social media ban for under-16s

"YouTube is a vital resource for young people, educators and parents. Blanket bans push kids out of such curated, supervised, beneficial experiences and towards anonymous, less safe services"

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

Auto translate was a hell of a feature to add fair play 😭

[SanTy @_TY_97]

Just when you think he’s reached his magnum opus Bosh, he drops “Boshnia” and suddenly you realise the impossible is possible

[Coral @Coral]

Big John's Bosh Around The World 🌎

48 teams. 48 boshes. No autocue.

Bosh.

[Will @WillB_2003]

And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain

[Baudrillard Forever @GroovySciFi]

Kebab guy actually does care about me. One time my gf got a kebab with her coworker and bossman informed me of the incident