Bi The Way

A collision of neurodivergency, queerness, and anxious sarcasm.
She/Her 💜

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I'm giving into the peer pressure. Let's see how long it takes before I completely forget about this account...😅

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Once you realize that you don't have to wait until the last day of October to dress slutty and eat too much candy, the next phase of your life begins. 🥰🤪

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OnlyFans, except it's just me attempting to domesticate a river otter. 🦦

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"You're bisexual? But you're married to a man!?"

Yesterday, I didn't eat any meat...but that doesn't mean I'm a vegetarian, Janet.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

What the absolute fuck.

Tennessee legislature has expelled Justin Jones for protesting, but did NOT expel Gloria Johnson who was protesting alongside him.

I’ll let you figure out what the difference between the two is here…

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Today's PSA:

Dental tartar is not caused by the over-consumption of tartar sauce.

You're welcome.

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I may appear calm, cool, and collected on the outside...but on the inside?
Bees.

Lots and lots of bees.

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Why bother with sleep when I have ✨️ spite ✨️ to sustain me. 😚

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MLM, not MLM.

#LGBTQIA #MenLovingMen #NotMultiLevelMarketing

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@JLHenryAuthor That's just ridiculous talk, right there. 😅

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True love is having only 2 gummy worms left and you offer 1 of them to your partner.

#Sacrifice

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Some people will never understand how annoying life can be for a person who can't even play as the "bad guys" in video games because being mean just for the sake of being mean makes their tummy hurt...even if it's directed at fictional characters. 🙃

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Patience is my superpower.

Willful ignorance is my kryptonite.

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Just cause I'm bi,
Doesn't mean I'm attracted to you.

Fin.

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I don't want to human today.

Today, I want to turtle.

Just let me move through the day at my own pace and hide in the safety of my shell whenever I get overwhelmed.

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If someone ever wanted to kidnap me, all they'd have to do is have a floppy eared dog in their vehicle, and it would be all over.

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Y'all. I've only got 8 more days of being 40...which means I'll officially be in the "over 40" club, and I'm not sure how to feel about this.

Does this make me a cougar now?

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Update: it turns out that he was just being sneaky and had ordered a costume for him. 😍 still a 10/10

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He's a 10, but he won't let you keep the life-size skeleton up past November. 😑🙄

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Now that I'm an adult who works a Monday-Friday, 9-5 job, I completely see what Garfield meant. Mondays suck and I'd rather be sleeping or eating lasagna.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

My ADHD was misdiagnosed as “smart but lazy”, “selfish”, “lacks effort”, “in his own world”, “too sensitive”, “messy and disorganized”, “always late”, “gets in his own way”, “sloppy handwriting”, “overly emotional”, “a lot”, and “not living up to his potential.”